Plaster shortage again
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lurpak
Artex Boy
Wish I was as smart as you
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Deleted member 32554
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That doesn't work unless you close your eyes and click your pink sandals together three times
smoother09
Well-Known Member
Don't forget handsome as well! We can't all be blessed x
lurpak
Artex Boy
Who taught you that?
lurpak
Artex Boy
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I'll spank bum
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
Not today. I'm painting my gaff. Can't start too early though because I can't face working in my own place without a beer in my hand.
I knew a plasterer once who lived in a house that was just boarded inside. He did the boarding and then hid mrs moved all the furniture in. The instant she did that, it became his house and he never bothered his arse skimming it.
smoother09
Well-Known Member
And your so predictable I could practically write all your messages before you think of them!
stick to spreading that muck you weren't designed to think this hard!
lurpak
Artex Boy
And your so predictable I could practically write all your messages before you think of them!
Just finished. Where am i going now....
Clue : begins with P
Rossi46
Private Member
Pants party
Cockney
Well-Known Member
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
smoother09
Well-Known Member
Naaa just banter mate!
lurpak
Artex Boy
He’s been fast tracked to number 1 slag. Came out of nowhere
lurpak
Artex Boy
smoother09
Well-Known Member
Penis parlour!!! See you both later when you got some drinks inside you and the big men come out!
lurpak
Artex Boy
Penis parlour!!! See you both later when you got some drinks inside you and the big men come out!
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Predictive text , should be " L. Frank Baum" not i'll spank bum "
Cockney
Well-Known Member
Penis parlour!!! See you both later when you got some drinks inside you and the big men come out!
essexandy
The Lake Governor
So do we.
Ritch
Well-Known Member
Lurspak a walking can, he’s always got drink in him, that’s y he chats soo much shite on here and reply’s instantly with full on paragraphs and pics , to prove he is the biggest slag on herePenis parlour!!! See you both later when you got some drinks inside you and the big men come out!
smoother09
Well-Known Member
Most Brummies are like that in my experience, I think it's a way of dealing with there disabilities!
lurpak
Artex Boy
Beats living in ya daddys basement playing pga golf and thinking you’re a real life golf pro u spirit level against a wall, over troweling, holey ceiling mugget
lurpak
Artex Boy
smoother09
Well-Known Member
It's ok @algeeman be back on in a bit!! Another pisshead layed up all day! Take some deep breaths x
lurpak
Artex Boy
Pair of pissheads apparently yet look at you home alone miserable in pissy council flat telling the internet you’re a muay thai bomber lol sort ya life out kid . Still time
smoother09
Well-Known Member
Awwww drinks kicking in!
lurpak
Artex Boy
Awwww drinks kicking in!
Not had any yet bab x
smoother09
Well-Known Member
Not that I live in a flat or a council house! But did grow up on a council estate, people shouldn’t be judged for living on council estates a lot was born to that life on here il bet! Some of the best people to work for genuine real life folk!
algeeman
It’s A Boy
smoother09
Well-Known Member
Sorry bud have a nice evening
lurpak
Artex Boy
Wow do you want a medal. I grew up on what too in a shithole area.
But you’re right. I’ll do anything to get the next drink.. someone dared me to wear these pink shorts for a 4pack of guniness
Drinking it all way. Help me. Need ur words of wisdom from someone doing so well as you x
lurpak
Artex Boy
Sorry bud have a nice evening
Haha he done ya. He aint biting like me. Wait till i drink these guniness
smoother09
Well-Known Member
Your knocking counsel flats quote- miserable pissy council flat! I'm lucky to have what I have now and don't forget my roots or knock people that can't afford the better things in life! Just saying
maybe it's that small man syndrome coming out you generally see it with the 5ft nothing guys! Weird but true
lurpak
Artex Boy
Your knocking counsel flats quote- miserable pissy council flat! I'm lucky to have what I have now and don't forget my roots or knock people that can't afford the better things in life! Just saying
Not knocking it. If you grew up on one like me then you’ll work harder so your kids don’t have to. It’s called ambition. I generally find 50 year old plasterers living alone are the bitter ones. Met a few. I’m laughing the whole time reading your shite As you’re the only one who can’t see how angry you are lol