Plaster

Plaster
 
Used to have a thing called punishment bumming. Its not what you think.

I used to have whe worlds most docile dog. If somebody insulted me I'd do do just that and rub the dogs arse in their face.

I got pissed one Christmas and threatened to do it to gran when she was asleep.

Turned out she believed me and barricaded herself in her room. Dragged all the wardrobes in front of the door and everything.
 
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