You having a bad day ? LolWhy would it suit a beginner or diyer or someone who has t got a clue? If he sold it I would say he was on par with the bloke who made up rising damp, a f**k**g genious I wish him good luck I hope he sells it and in six week time we will get some fella come on and ask us what to charge
Hello. My name is Derek and I am seeking a buyer for my established plastering business. It would suit a beginner / diyer orsomeone looking to start off in plastering as it has been established for over eight years and so has a good customer base. I am in Kirkwall on Orkney. It is priced at £10 000. What you will get for your money-
A Ford transit 260 SWB TD. 2002. 171 000 miles and four months mot
Scaffolding and planks, ladders, work platforms, youngmans
Loads of different trowels and accessories. Plaster mixer. Site light. Belle cement mixer. Tarpaulins. Basically everything you will need to start your own plastering business. I can arrange the transfer of my existing mobile number but not my landline. That way you get the most valuable asset - my past customers. There are no premises for storage so the buyer will have to arrange storage.
I will personally work with any potential buyer for six weeks giving you a crash course in plastering and allowing you to tackle jobs on your own. I cannot pay anyone for those six weeks so if you can keep that in mind.
If anyone is interested please get in touch. This is a ongoing concern. You will be be setting yourself up for years to come in a lovely part of the world.
No I'm in quite a nice mood xx I just think this is one of the best posts in a while and don't be surprised if someone bought itYou having a bad day ? Lol
It is a Tories dream this offer Derek has put on the table, think about it, they sell you the dream, setting you up in business, getting you off the dole, they will train you up in six weeks, unpaid. Then for the measly sum of a £10.000 loan which I know we said was gonna be free but we changed our minds . You are off our books, you pay your own way from now on YEH we know you will crash and burn but that's business folksHe is only selling it because Thatcher shut the mines ! Wait for it wait for it ........lol
Did you buy your council house ! LolIt is a Tories dream this offer Derek has put on the table, think about it, they sell you the dream, setting you up in business, getting you off the dole, they will train you up in six weeks, unpaid. Then for the measly sum of a £10.000 loan which I know we said was gonna be free but we changed our minds . You are off our books, you pay your own way from now on YEH we know you will crash and burn but that's business folks
No my landlord didDid you buy your council house ! Lol
You rent ?No my landlord did
Wow that great joke went right over your headYou rent ?
YEH I live next door to my brother I rent off him he rents off me and we are both on the sickYou rent ?
based on that my business is worth about £280.000 and john, Irish and superspread could sell up and retire tomorrow
based on that my business is worth about £280.000 and john, Irish and superspread could sell up and retire tomorrow
Yeah I know. What will happen to the 25 year guarantee on the damp works£30,000 for that first one [emoji15] wonder if it sells.