Polished/varnished woodwork

[Powell512]

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Hello fellow battery paddle w**k*r!

 

[Cockney]

Didn’t need to. I’m so clean and tidy

Really!!!

Hahahahaha!!!!!
Once again, Filthy Arab!

 

[Ritch]

What’s the best way to clean up dado rail, skirting, facing after plastering?

U messy ruff cunnt lay on tidy and tickle your edges in lol, u sound sooooo ruffff

 

[Casper]

U messy ruff cunnt lay on tidy and tickle your edges in lol, u sound sooooo ruffff

still to trowel it ya daft c**t

 

[Casper]

Hello fellow battery paddle w**k*r!

Thinking of getting the a Dewalt bonnet mount for the van

 

[Ritch]

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Lol your skimming around a oak door not covered up but you taped the dado, Wow your special

 

[Cockney]

Lol your skimming around a oak door not covered up but you taped the dado, Wow your special

f**k**g blokes a complete and utter mess, inside and out!

 

[Ritch]

Didn’t need to. I’m so clean and tidy

If you were clean and tidy u wouldn’t need to tape the dado u spastic, cover the door to stop water/skim from turning the oak black, u are soooooooo thick

 

[Ritch]

Really!!!
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Hahahahaha!!!!!
Once again, Filthy Arab!

Look at the state of your cutting in to that dado u ruff cunnnt

 

[Powell512]

Thinking of getting the a Dewalt bonnet mount for the van

Where do they sell them.. asking for a friend

 

[Casper]

f**k**g blokes a complete and utter mess, inside and out!

Really

 

[Cockney]

Really

 

[Casper]

You’re needing a boot to your heavy sacs big man

 

[Cockney]

You’re needing a boot to your heavy sacs big man

Unfortunately for you, you ain’t man enough Arab!
What’s for dinner tonight?

 

[Casper]

I’m well able for you boy. F*****g run rings round you. Chilli, red wine and dark chocolate

 

[Casper]

Nevermind my dinner. What’s your wee bird frying you?

 

[Cockney]

I’m well able for you boy. F*****g run rings round you. Chilli, red wine and dark chocolate

I wouldn’t even close my fist for you arab!

 

[Casper]

I’d kick your baws and you’d be on the deck ya peasant

 

[Casper]

Ever post a pic of your work or your van OR you?

 

[Cockney]

I’d kick your baws and you’d be on the deck ya peasant

You’d fall flat on your face trying! Lol

 

[Cockney]

Ever post a pic of your work or your van OR you?

I will if you post a selfie first arab.

 

[Casper]

Already got my pic on here toss pot

 

[Cockney]

Already got my pic on here toss pot

Oh yeah, I forgot that’s the one where your old lady’s wearing a top from the 50’s ain’t it. You f**k**g chinless wonder! Hahahahaha!!!

 

[Casper]

Zero class fat boy

 

[Casper]

C’mon big fella. I’m waiting to see yer ugly baw face

 

[Cockney]

Zero class fat boy

Says a grown man driving around with go faster stripes on his van! You complete mess. Lol

 

[Casper]

Ohhhh jealous? You surprise me

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Unfortunately for you, you ain’t man enough Arab!
What’s for dinner tonight?

I’m well able for you boy. F*****g run rings round you. Chilli, red wine and dark chocolate

This is the worst/hilarious/fanny argument ever!!

The bus stops nation wide have barred you!

 

[Cockney]

This is the worst/hilarious/fanny argument ever!!

The bus stops nation wide have barred you!

Did someone say fanny?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Did someone say fanny?

I’m pretty sure he’s sniffing a jock strap there but I ain’t a hater! You be you!

 

[Cockney]

I’m pretty sure he’s sniffing a jock strap there but I ain’t a hater! You be you!

Thought it was the minge end of a thong! My bad. Hmm How do you know so much about these things?

 

[Casper]

Big daft boy. A wee light slap and he’d be off greetin tae his mammy

 

[Cockney]

Big daft boy. A wee light slap and he’d be off greetin tae his mammy

Says the div masking up dado rails and leaving an oak door exposed. You mess!! Lol f**k**g chancer.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Thought it was the minge end of a thong! My bad. Hmm How do you know so much about these things?

Some things in life you just gotta know..... because mix ups can be disastrous no?

 

[Ktownsend]

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