A.plasterer
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If any then only the weak ones, which no doubt needed nudging that way.
Too many peeps stay in already dead relationships . Fuk em and move on if not right.
Pussy Galore..
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Too many peeps stay in already dead relationships . Fuk em and move on if not right.
I think she having ideas about the swingers so might not be a bad thing after all
Marshy
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She told me she ok whith the swingers idea But she told me if any of the girls on this site looking for a labouring job and I employ one it a defo divorce
Lastlaff
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You could be a marriage counsellor...excellent bedside manner
A.plasterer
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Yup no frills just as it is!! Life's too short.
Lastlaff
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I'm naturally romantic, as I tell Mrs Lastlaff, we will never split up after 20 years together...I've done the FOOKIN legwork now
PlanB
Active Member
For a real "sloppy seconds" experience, I have heard it said that a bucket of wet worms takes some beating ... apparently?
And that it is still illegal lo land a female Skate on British soil without first removing her lady garden ... as sailors would nail 'em to the deck and indulge in a little romance (probably with a bit of Barry White on)
Just what I've heard you understand - don't shoot the messenger boy!
Been all round supermarkets, grapefruits are huge!!.........wonder if this can be done with satsumas ??..........joking lads....I got a melon for starters...lol
Lastlaff
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I can definately recommend a lemon - just make sure your old boy doesn't have any friction-burns...ohh ahh!