yes it was me, i admit it, im a chancer, my wisk is called frank cos he used to be part wisk, part bedside lamp. I fixed him though with my wisk surgery skills and a tin of power spray. i use old wine making buckets that proper spreads have used for sh'tting in and my northern accent has a south african twang that sounds like a record played backwards. my name is really joshua and i used to be a venture capitalist in zimbabwe up until yesterday. then the credit crunch hit the congo and i was forced to sell my stash of everlasting bananas and stick an advert in the local paper that said 'local plasterer, best plasterer around, will work for food'...
havent stopped since! ;D
