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[ChrispyUK]

Maccys round here is a goldmine. Drive past at 2am and still f**k**g rammed.

 

[stuart23]

This him?

No, that’s me

 

[Casper]

Fat B’stard

 

[Dollar]

I do not give a fux what anyone says . People are that conditioned—they would do this over & over....,

 

[Spitandpolish]

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Is she wearing melted cheese ?

 

[Stevieo]

Its very sophisticated I'll have you know.

No it's not

 

[paulf]

No it's not

Shut up, the most sophisticated thing you've ever done is wipe your dick on a prozzies curtains.

 

[Spitandpolish]

No it's not

Ffs mate ! Is this is good as it gets ? I'd rater put "your head" in a blender .

 

[Spitandpolish]

Shut up, the most sophisticated thing you've ever done is wipe your dick on a prozzies curtains.

He's dickless mate !

 

[paulf]

Ffs mate ! Is this is good as it gets ? I'd rater put "your head" in a blender .

It would break the blender, you'd need an industrial lathe, even then it would be a struggle.

 

[paulf]

He's dickless mate !

That's a question for the local bovines, Steven is a sinister evil man.

 

[Spitandpolish]

That's a question for the local bovines, Steven is a sinister evil man.

Overrating ! Just a dumb f**k seeking ................ and the rest .

 

[Spitandpolish]

It would break the blender, you'd need an industrial lathe, even then it would be a struggle.

It would be very weak imo ! Plastic would do the job quite easily .

 

[Spitandpolish]

That's a question for the local bovines, Steven is a sinister evil man.

That's what he wants you to think.

 

[paulf]

That's what he wants you to think.

Never heard of the dung heap then.

 

[Spitandpolish]

Never heard of the dung heap then.

No, what does that mean ?

 

[Spitandpolish]

Never heard of the dung heap then.

A farmers pile ?

 

[Spitandpolish]

Never heard of the dung heap then.

"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of coloured ribbon"
Napoleon Bonaparte

 

[paulf]

No, what does that mean ?

It's where the poor soul of maltman777 dwells.
This is all that is left of him.

 

[paulf]

Never heard of the dung heap then.

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[Spitandpolish]

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Not getting it mate , I'm sure you you mean well though

 

[paulf]

Not getting it mate , I'm sure you you mean well though

It's a long and very sad story, so sad that his name has been expunged from TPF history.

 

[Spitandpolish]

It's a long and very sad story, so sad that his name has been expunged from TPF history.

s**t happens !

 

[paulf]

s**t happens !

I'm afraid maltman777 wasn't so philosophical.

 

[ChrispyUK]

No it's not

Shut up KnobheD

 

[paulf]

Shut up KnobheD

He's getting his mustache trimmed at the moment. He'll be back soon.

 

[Stevieo]

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A thousand gratitudes

Now I'll make that ginger c**t suffer

 

[Stevieo]

Not getting it mate , I'm sure you you mean well though

No he doesn't.

He knows what will happen to poor Colin now 8ve got his number

 

[Spitandpolish]

A thousand gratitudes

Now I'll make that ginger c**t suffer

No he doesn't.

He knows what will happen to poor Colin now 8ve got his number

Do you believe in karma mate ?

 

[Stevieo]

Do you believe in karma mate ?

I believe in persecuting gingers

 

[Spitandpolish]

I believe in persecuting gingers

Knock yourself out then.

 

[Stevieo]

Knock yourself out then.

He got so badly persecuted that Danny had to erase his name from history.

It was spectacular

 

[Spitandpolish]

He got so badly persecuted that Danny had to erase his name from history.

It was spectacular

History !

 

[Stevieo]

History !

Can't.

Danny rubbed it out.

That's why you can't search m a l t m a n

It's too horrible.

 

[Spitandpolish]

I believe in persecuting gingers

You would have had your window of opportunity between 1939-1945 for that kind of malarkey , if you get my drift .