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[paulf]

I'm not mental , you didn't witness me throwing a hissy fit cos chrispy dissolved our relationship in favour of lurpy , he's had his chance and I'm moving on

 

[John j]

You’re a good bloke John...but cheap!!

Cheers mate

 

[Cockney]

Just done 7 bags of wotsits

And I bet your digits still ain’t as orange as @John j ’s beard! Lol

 

[John j]

And I bet your digits still ain’t as orange as @John j ’s beard! Lol

Racist

 

[Cockney]

Racist

 

[ChrispyUK]

 

[beader]

Isn’t the average spunk load a table spoon worth

10cc.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

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Morning Chrispy!

 

[lurpak]

Fresh as a bag of kippers

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Fresh as a bag of kippers

Poor chrispy ... he’ll be alright once he’s finished that coffee and found a plaster for his bot bot. We’re here if you need to talk about last night @ChrispyUK !

 

[lurpak]

Poor chrispy ... he’ll be alright once he’s finished that coffee and found a plaster for his bot bot. We’re here if you need to talk about last night @ChrispyUK !

I’m on the peasent shift today. Need to finish my pals living room

 

[lurpak]

Be reeetttt

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I’m on the peasent shift today. Need to finish my pals living room

Ugh horrible Sunday! What time you reckon you’ll be gone?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

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Whatever I’m doing I always think... algee would have this done by brew time lol

 

[lurpak]

Ugh horrible Sunday! What time you reckon you’ll be gone?

Not sure it’s a big ass room too basically 2 living rooms into 1. Half the walls fell off had to bring em back out. Probably 3

 

[lurpak]

Just glad i only had 6 cans n a bottle of wine or id be struggling

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Just glad i only had 6 cans n a bottle of wine or id be struggling

 

[Cockney]

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[essexandy]

And Archibald! Stop flirting with lurpy ya big slooot! Tug that skirt down and show some decorum!

I bet you've heard that a few times.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I bet you've heard that a few times.

Skirt?!

The builder I do work for, of all f**k**g people, caught me doing a blatant walk of shame a few years back. He still brings it up, with a lengthy description, every now and then and pisses himself!