Remember i.m not a renderer

[John j]

Did this for a mate /builder . Not perfect by along shot but no where near as bad as some we see on here

 

[Olican]

Looks good to me John. Easy to zoom in other people's work and nit-pick

 

[John j]

Looks good to me John. Easy to zoom in other people's work and nit-pick

Yeah looks nice and next door want theres doing. I can pick faults as I knew where all awkward bits were with scaffold etc

 

[lurpak]

Can’t be that hard then

 

[zombie]

Did this for a mate /builder . Not perfect by along shot but no where near as bad as some we see on here

Dogshit but i guess you already know that mate!

 

[John j]

Dogshit but i guess you already know that mate!

Cheers mate . Least I got the same colour prob solved though

 

[theclemo]

Dogshit but i guess you already know that mate!

That's a bit harsh tbh. Iv done more m2 then I care to remember of mono. But that's not a bad attempt at it. He has to start somewhere. It's a lot better than a lot of jobs that comes up on here. Plus he will only get better at it.

 

[John j]

That's a bit harsh tbh. Iv done more m2 then I care to remember of mono. But that's not a bad attempt at it. He has to start somewhere. It's a lot better than a lot of jobs that comes up on here. Plus he will only get better at it.

To be honest I.d rather not do anymore ever . I cant handle stress of it with weather etc. All for quite life these days.

 

[zombie]

That's a bit harsh tbh. Iv done more m2 then I care to remember of mono. But that's not a bad attempt at it. He has to start somewhere. It's a lot better than a lot of jobs that comes up on here. Plus he will only get better at it.

He knows I'm only playing with him.

He knows what he's done right & wrong he's not daft is our John behind the surface!

 

[zombie]

He looks F*****g daft though!!!!

 

[ChrispyUK]

looks good John.

 

[plastererpeter]

looks ok from my house

 

[smoother09]

Nothing wrong with that mate apart from the colour don’t suit that type of place but I’m sure you didn’t pick it

 

[John j]

Nothing wrong with that mate apart from the colour don’t suit that type of place but I’m sure you didn’t pick it

Never pick the colour. Rule number 1

 

[stuart23]

John if I hold my phone at arms length and squint my eyes it looks ok mate

 

[John j]

John if I hold my phone at arms length and squint my eyes it looks ok mate

When I.m in scotland if i pull that hat you sent me over my ears and say alphabet backwards out loud really fast I seem to be able to have a conversation with your locals

 

[tapit]

looks absolute dogshite. (not knocking the rendering) but why f**k up good brickwork which ages well, for s**t render?

 

[John j]

looks absolute dogshite. (not knocking the rendering) but why f**k up good brickwork which ages well, for s**t render?

How you know it was good brick work .

 

[Dollar]

Begs the question... lets us do a extension in cheap blocks then let us pay £80 a day to let that John loose on our render however In the process it will ruin the whole house in that awful render . Begs the question the brick has stood the test for time 50 + years
Your welcome

 

[John j]

Begs the question... lets us do a extension in cheap blocks then let us pay £80 a day to let that John loose on our render however In the process it will ruin the whole house in that awful render . Begs the question the brick has stood the test for time 50 + years
Your welcome

Eh

 

[John j]

looks absolute dogshite. (not knocking the rendering) but why f**k up good brickwork which ages well, for s**t render?

You still not told me how you know it was good brick work

 

[zombie]

You still not told me how you know it was good brick work

John it's a semi and we can see next doors brickwork!

 

[John j]

John it's a semi and we can see next doors brickwork!

Hmmm

 

[zombie]

That would have sandblasted and repointed nice!

 

[John j]

That would have sandblasted and repointed nice!

I think he had to have it re rendered

 

[zombie]

f**k handballing that you madman!

 

[John j]

f**k handballing that you madman!

Wasnt to bad to be fair . Did 60 is bags one day was on me knees

 

[zombie]

Wasnt to bad to be fair . Did 60 is bags one day was on me knees

f**k that mono needs spraying!

Your mad!

 

[John j]

f**k that mono needs spraying!

Your mad!

Every one I do I say that's it last one. Most I do are for builders on there own gaffs . If some one asked On summet nice I.d refuse. Like I said I.m not a renderer but I.m better then some who say they are

 

[zombie]

Every one I do I say that's it last one. Most I do are for builders on there own gaffs . If some one asked On summet nice I.d refuse. Like I said I.m not a renderer but I.m better then some who say they are

The difference is John your humble with no ego and confident enough to knock yourself that tells me everything that i need to know.

Phhhh piss & wind

G** thread closed!

 

[zombie]

Actualy thinking about it properly @lurpak might have a point yer ruff c**t!!!!

 

[tapit]

You still not told me how you know it was good brick work

can't remember was at pizza hut.