Remember lads

[Casper]

Only works for blind people.

Mate surley you can see from your photos your works shocking??????

WTF are you on about?

 

[Casper]

Zombie, you’re a carbuncle on this arse of a world

 

[Stevieo]

Mate surley you can see from your photos your works shocking??????

He needs a bit more experience.

He's only been at it forty year.

Give him a break. He'll get there

 

[Stevieo]

Zombie, you’re a carbuncle on this arse of a world

Bus stop bus stop bus stop

 

[Casper]

What else can I do?

 

[carys]

Keep your trowel clean. It makes for a better finish View attachment 54312

That trowel not worn in yet!

 

[Stevieo]

WTF are you on about?

Your work.

He's on about your work.

It's f**k**g shocking

 

[Stewie03]

I’ll tell you how bad my finish was. I got a £25 drink. I must be really shite eh

Must of been bad mate usually I get cash or bank transfer after a job

 

[choppa]

Keep your trowel clean. It makes for a better finish View attachment 54312

Ain’t even worn in yet,

 

[paulf]

Must of been bad mate usually I get cash or bank transfer after a job

 

[Ktownsend]

Casper really is the gift that keeps on giving.. .

 

[Cockney]

Casper really is the thickest c**t on here that keeps on giving.. .

 

[Casper]

Ain’t even worn in yet,

FFS it said pre worn on the label. You calling me a liar???

 

[essexandy]

I reckon he's having a right laugh winding you lot up about, well, just about everything.

 

[Ktownsend]

I reckon he's having a right laugh winding you lot up about, well, just about everything.

Believe me. He isn't.

 

[Stevieo]

FFS it said pre worn on the label. You calling me a liar???

It's brand new you f**k**g jakey knob head. You bought it in the pub off a smack head didn't you?

Mr Trainspotting

 

[Cockney]

I reckon he's having a right laugh winding you lot up about, well, just about everything.

He ain’t got enough intelligence for that mate.

 

[essexandy]

He ain’t got enough intelligence for that mate.

I'm pretty sure that he is having the last laugh on every thread he starts, or gets you going on.
Sorry @Casper if I've blown your cover.

 

[Casper]

He ain’t got enough intelligence for that mate.

He’s way more intelligent than some cockney t**t.

 

[Stevieo]

He’s way more intelligent than some cockney t**t.

No you're just a bellwhiff ... If you were actually smart, you'd mix pasta in the pan like you have been told.

You really are as stupid as you appear to be

 

[Casper]

I'm pretty sure that he is having the last laugh on every thread he starts, or gets you going on.
Sorry @Casper if I've blown your cover.

You’re not suggesting I’m actually enjoying any of this?

 

[Casper]

No you're just a bellwhiff ... If you were actually smart, you'd mix pasta in the pan like you have been told.

You really are as stupid as you appear to be

You ARE definitely not one to critique someone’s cooking!!! Sitting in that hovel with a pot noodle ffs

 

[John j]

I should buy a new trowel, it might cheer me up , been so long since I bought anything have forgotten that joy feeling of opening it up out of the wrapping

You sure your a bloke

 

[Cockney]

I'm pretty sure that he is having the last laugh on every thread he starts, or gets you going on.
Sorry @Casper if I've blown your cover.

You’re blind if you can’t see the blokes a complete mess! He mixes his bonding up with hot water ffs!!

 

[Casper]

You’re blind if you can’t see the blokes a complete mess! He mixes his bonding up with hot water ffs!!

Sorry. My bad. I mix my multi up with hot water. No wonder it always goes off quick

 

[Kinkyboy]

You’re blind if you can’t see the blokes a complete mess! He mixes his bonding up with hot water ffs!!

I'm sorry but carpets get covered regardless of wether they getting rid,if they say oh im getting rid of carpets il say good,but il cover anyway and il still get the hoover out for good measure,but.....that's why I don't earn £140 a day I suppose

 

[Deleted member 32554]

I'll put you all out of your misery and show you a picture of my tool.......

 

[Stevieo]

I'm sorry but carpets get covered regardless of wether they getting rid,if they say oh im getting rid of carpets il say good,but il cover anyway and il still get the hoover out for good measure,but.....that's why I don't earn £140 a day I suppose

I wouldn't pay you £140 a day and that's a fact

 

[Stevieo]

You’re not suggesting I’m actually enjoying any of this?

You love it you f**k**g knob head

 

[Casper]

I'm sorry but carpets get covered regardless of wether they getting rid,if they say oh im getting rid of carpets il say good,but il cover anyway and il still get the hoover out for good measure,but.....that's why I don't earn £140 a day I suppose

The customer insisted. I duly obliged. No sheets. Or vac. He took a Stanley to it as I was leaving. Shame you weren’t there. I would have taken a Stanley to you

 

[Kinkyboy]

I wouldn't pay you £140 a day and that's a fact

I know you wouldn't,as you cant afford me

 

[Kinkyboy]

The customer insisted. I duly obliged. No sheets. Or vac. He took a Stanley to it as I was leaving. Shame you weren’t there. I would have taken a Stanley to you

Funny how all your jobs are getting rid of carpets or skirting etc after you've Blavered them up in shite,hmmmmm..theres a thought wee man

 

[hollybank]

Funny how all your jobs are getting rid of carpets or skirting etc after you've Blavered them up in shite,hmmmmm..theres a thought wee man

They can afford new carpets on the day rate he charges

 

[essexandy]

You’re not suggesting I’m actually enjoying any of this?

Oh yeah.

 

[Deleted member 32554]

Oh yeah.

I thought he was lurpy at first lol