room 101 of plastering

[irish_spread]

"Ooh, you're doing a nice job on the ceiling, could you do the bit from the ceiling to the picture rail aswell, it's only 6 inches extra "

 

[bubbles65]

"Thanks for coming, I'll have a word with the landlord" :RpS_scared:

 

[irish_spread]

"Thanks for coming, I'll have a word with the landlord" :RpS_scared:

:RpS_blushing:

Now THAT puts the sh1ts up ya :RpS_laugh:

 

[Fatarm]

Some woman always want six inches extra,just give the lady what she wants:RpS_laugh:

 

[bubbles65]

It happened to me a couple of years ago, after I'd spent about half an hour in the house, swiftly followed by about a minute of FUKKKKNNNKUNNNTTTTNNNSTUUUUPPPIIDDDDBASTAADDDSSSS!!!!!!!

 

[Fatarm]

That's a scary one when they say that

 

[Arti]

Nowt worse than rocking up to do a bedroom and they havent cleared it out after u distinctly told them to have it ready and they argue that the wardrobe and bed wont fit through the bedroom door so we couldnt clear the room. So hoe did u get them in here then???. " cant you just move them round the room when your skimming the ceiling". NO U LAZY ***** I CANT. so bye bye we are leaving now

 

[Fatarm]

Diy 5 minute makeover tv shows,plaster 2rooms and paint in an hour. FFs . Customers who go all over new skimmed Walls like spiderman

 

[Dansouthcoast84]

Do i have to move my bed and wardrobe out or can you work round it! Yes if you want it looking patch quilt!

 

[Redman]

We have cleared the room we put it all in the middle

 

[Redman]

IF have heard it once I've heard hundred times you must be good at iceings cakes

 

[smalljob]

what,s the going rate down there mark, hour + meter. AND PEOPLE SAYING IT, ONLY A SMALL JOB HA HA, IT WONT TAKE U LONG. UR ONE 10/ 10.

 

[keithuk]

"will it be cheaper if i labour for you ? " NO

 

[spunky]

Of course we sent you're cheque out

 

[Dansouthcoast84]

Thermolite block work! Horrible

 

[irish_spread]

It would be handy if you did it on a Sunday

 

[dmplastering]

Main contractors trying to take the piss

 

[Jgreenplastering]

When your packing up an a client ask you "could you just do that bit"
I would if u asked me 30 FEEEECKIN mintues ago!

 

[Fatarm]

Electricians, fcukin raggles, boxes too deep or out to far, inability to clip cables in, arseholes!!!!

 

[kemp]

folks who ignore ya calls and texts when you want paying grrrrrrrrr

 

[beader]

Do people who ice cakes for a living get told that they must be good at plastering ?.

 

[NPS]

ye thats how i got into it:RpS_wink:

 

[dmplastering]

Doesn't matter how much you try, you always seem to get a clump of shite at the bottom of a gorilla tub.

 

[dmplastering]

Oh and ******* PPI adverts on the radio

 

[NPS]

Doesn't matter how much you try, you always seem to get a clump of shite at the bottom of a gorilla tub.

your better off with a slimmer deeper bucket, i cant get on with those gorrila tubs

 

[dmplastering]

Ive got one but for some reason i always leave it in the van. Ill try it out on my next skimming job

 

[NPS]

mixes a lot quicker too

 

[DannyMac]

your better off with a slimmer deeper bucket, i cant get on with those gorrila tubs

Can't get enough in them, I only use my tall bucket for washing off the drill these days.

Edit: Oh and for crapping in!

 

[NPS]

danny how many bags do you get in a gorrila?

 

[DannyMac]

About one and three quarters.

 

[Fatarm]

Smelly roll shops, hate them

 

[NPS]

them big tall buckets from b&q must do that much mate and i bet you wont get shite in the bottom unmixed either

 

[DannyMac]

them big tall buckets from b&q must do that much mate and i bet you wont get shite in the bottom unmixed either

I don't get unmixed shiite in the bottom. What drill have you got?

 

[NPS]

Doesn't matter how much you try, you always seem to get a clump of shite at the bottom of a gorilla tub.

oh sorry danny it wasnt you that said ya did lol

 

[Refina]

Can't get enough in them, I only use my tall bucket for washing off the drill these days.

Edit: Oh and for crapping in!

Danny - we do a range of tall slim buckets all the way up to 110 ltr.

Tall slim buckets are good for thinner mixes - skim etc, short and fat buckets for heavier materials, so you can move the paddle around the mix.