roughcast help

[bodplasterer]

I think its a steam engine?

 

[donimo]

My m8 arrived but he's got the Hardly Davidson stuck now, it seams a powful bike but it cudnt toe the tracter out

 

[irish_spread]

you dont seem to be having the best of days d*m**o mate:RpS_laugh:

 

[donimo]

yer, an its rayned all day its getting mudier, were gona get the spades owt an dig the Hardley free first, fuk the swiming pool

 

[Gibbo]

you got planning permission jon

 

[donimo]

No I got a plastic pool m8

 

[donimo]

and they carnt tell me how deep i can berry it m8:RpS_wink:

Any how I found this wen we was diging b4

 

[donimo]

Am gonna smash it open an see wots innit.......innit:RpS_thumbup:

 

[henry]

i would use a lump hammer on it, soon smash it open

 

[lucius]

Dont do that jon mate, they are winding you up it looks like WW2 bomb if you hit that with a hammer you may end up looking like a Lithuanian gangster distilling Vodka

 

[Gibbo]

it aint him andy

 

[hollybank]

KA....BOOM [too late]:RpS_laugh:

 

[bubbles65]

Has he?:RpS_crying:

 

[henry]

why do I feel am in a parallel_universe

 

[lucius]

it aint him andy

:RpS_wink:

 

[donimo]

We got the Hardley Davison out wot a mes..Gonna smash that thing up tomorw, mite be full ov vikin gold or somethin.

My m8 from Cov sez its a shell he's seen lodes of em. Wot the fuk would he no bout em, covs not got a beach durr

 

[donimo]

Mind the massive furgosun is well stuk tho. ned a 4wheel drive or anover tracter. KK your m8 got any he could borro me pleese:RpS_biggrin:

 

[donimo]

Mornin lads, I'.m in A&E!!!!!!!!!!!! I dun wot henery said an hit that thing wiv a lump hamer an the nekst thing i now is am in hospital, dunno wot hapened:huh:

 

[kebab king]

If your in A&E all the wimon dressed in white dress that way cos there gagging for it.Make sure you feel them up.

 

[hollybank]

PMSL you ought to team up with your mate then you will both be in the funny farm:RpS_lol:

 

[hollybank]

What happened dom was there an explosion:RpS_biggrin:

 

[donimo]

No m8, my missis sez that I nocked maself out with the lump hamer, my hed is saw but am not stoppin in this hopsitl the sed ther sendin a sikiatrist to luck me over............:RpS_crying:

 

[hollybank]

The sikiatrist will deffo confirm that you are mental:RpS_scared:

 

[donimo]

I'm goin mentle in hear m8. I need 2 get bak 2 the swiming poool to get the massive furgosun out, then I hav to rewire the shour for the kids getin washed 4 skool tomoz, ther filthy after yesrterrday m8:-0

 

[kebab king]

Just a quick tip, electrics are best worked with when your hands are wet.

 

[donimo]

howd you now my hand was wet? I just burned it on the hosptle cofee venda, Iv gorra go to the burnz unit now m8:RpS_mad:

 

[kebab king]

Try leaving the cup around the drink.

 

[DominoRemoved]

WHAT A BUNCH OF NUMTYS
LOOK AT THE NAMES AND YOULL SEE IT ISN'T EVEN ME !!!!!!!!!!!:RpS_cursing:

 

[donimo]

WHAT A BUNCH OF NUMTYS
LOOK AT THE NAMES AND YOULL SEE IT ISN'T EVEN ME !!!!!!!!!!!:RpS_cursing:

 

[irish_spread]

?????????

it is you

 

[donimo]

yes m8:RpS_thumbup:

 

[donimo]

wot a shitt day av had m8, noked meslf out, burnd me hand on coffe mashine and now Iv jus bin arsted by cops 4 gropin a nurse:RpS_crying:.......he seemd a nice nurse 2:RpS_mad:

 

[donimo]

SHE seamed a nice nurs.......she

 

[beddy]

How many other people are called d*m**o?! Of course its you...

 

[hollybank]

Is the swimming pool full yet jon???