Sanding plaster

[paulf]

Lol! He said I was boring, fat, unworthy of my husbands attention and never in my life been on a plane....... still stings. Not sure I’ll ever get over such estimations from an esteemed randomer! Waaaaaaaaaaa

Did he not insinuate you only took up plastering to get close to men and should be time warped by to the 1950's.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Did he not insinuate you only took up plastering to get close to men and should be time warped by to the 1950's.

Oh yeah I forgot about that little nugget! Lol! I’m only on here for male attention the greedy s**t bucket that I am!!

Because sweating my ass off grafting in this trade for the past ten years was the easiest avenue for male attention I could think of , goes without saying..

 

[Stevieo]

Oh yeah I forgot about that little nugget! Lol! I’m only on here for male attention the greedy s**t bucket that I am!!

Because sweating my ass off grafting in this trade for the past ten years was the easiest avenue for male attention I could think of , goes without saying..

Well, you could have got into because you're so fat and lack the moral fibre to diet or exercise.

 

[Stevieo]

^ @JessThePlasterer , that's why I do it

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Well, you could have got into because you're so fat and lack the moral fibre to diet or exercise.

That’s me! Too goddamn fat n lazy! I could have bothered my arse to exercise with a cooling swim today but noooooooo, I chose the cop out option of lugging gear up three flights of stairs to a sweaty loft space, obviously hoping there’d be loads of men up there but there wasn’t! Damn. So I lazed about with my trowel and ate copious amounts of calorific dust! Nom nom nom

 

[paulf]

Oh yeah I forgot about that little nugget! Lol! I’m only on here for male attention the greedy s**t bucket that I am!!

Because sweating my ass off grafting in this trade for the past ten years was the easiest avenue for male attention I could think of , goes without saying..

At least you're not chained to a radiator while your boyfriend/captor makes youtube video's. " Lets talk about idioms guys for instance that chain cost me an arm and a leg, which funny enough is how my girlfriend is chained to the radiator".

 

[JessThePlasterer]

P

At least you're not chained to a radiator while your boyfriend/captor makes youtube video's. " Lets talk about idioms guys for instance that chain cost me an arm and a leg, which funny enough is how my girlfriend is chained to the radiator".

 

[paulf]

P

He's back in the uk jess, just hope he left enough food for her indoors.

 

[Stevieo]

I never got a gold star

That's how you ended up being a plasterer. It's plastering or the parachute regiment for those who don't get any gold stars at school.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

He's back in the uk jess, just hope he left enough food for her indoors.

Omg that means he’s coming for us all!! That’s what he said isn’t it?! Everyone panic!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

That's how you ended up being a plasterer. It's plastering or the parachute regiment for those who don't get any gold stars at school.

I know, the parachute regiment said I was too elite for them and would undermine their whole image so here I am

 

[paulf]

That's how you ended up being a plasterer. It's plastering or the parachute regiment for those who don't get any gold stars at school.

If neither works out you start a tawdry little youtube channel. Guys lets talk about adverbs.

 

[paulf]

Omg that means he’s coming for us all!! That’s what he said isn’t it?! Everyone panic!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's in Oxford, wonder if he'll take up @Tinytom on his offer.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

He's in Oxford, wonder if he'll take up @Tinytom on his offer.

Oh I do hope so!

 

[John j]

Gives gingers a bad name

 

[zombie]

Gives gingers a bad name

I no longer comment!

But I've heard stripey vests are still fair game!!!!