saying

[safco]

you can put a saddle on a donkey don't mean its a horse

 

[jesssop]

no its still a saddle :RpS_confused:

 

[scottie5]

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

 

[jonnie]

You can have a dog and bark yourself!!

 

[leebo02]

i feel like a tampax,, good place wrong time

 

[safco]

lol

 

[Olican]

plastic tools for plastic fools........................cant remember where I heard the expression :RpS_thumbup:

 

[Fatarm]

plastic tools for plastic fools........................cant remember where I heard the expression :RpS_thumbup:

Bet it was some sponge on here:RpS_sneaky:

 

[Olican]

Bet it was some sponge on here:RpS_sneaky:

just making a cheese sarnie and the saying came to my head :RpS_thumbsup:

 

[beddy]

You can lead a horse to water. but it's still a donkey

 

[DavetheDog]

he who laughs last laughs longer:RpS_biggrin:

 

[scottie5]

Rich kids have silverspoons.
Poor feckers have wetherspoons

 

[puddove]

If a pig is born in a stable-------- is it a horse :RpS_unsure:

 

[scottie5]

he who laughs last laughs longer:RpS_biggrin:

He who laughs last thinks slowest

 

[Fatarm]

Failing to prepare is preparing to fail....and

champagne ideas...lemonade money.......

Made them up meself marras.....:RpS_biggrin:.........



























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[Olican]

Failing to prepare is preparing to fail....and

champagne ideas...lemonade money.......

Made them up meself marras.....:RpS_biggrin:

Ferrari dreams in a Skoda garage!......I just made that up, I am pretty p!!!ssed though :RpS_thumbsup: dry spell over :RpS_biggrin:

 

[lazer]

it must be friday

 

[Fatarm]

Ferrari dreams in a Skoda garage!......I just made that up, I am pretty p!!!ssed though :RpS_thumbsup: dry spell over :RpS_biggrin:

:RpS_thumbsup:
you fell off then oli:RpS_thumbup: have a drink...ease the pain:RpS_biggrin:

 

[mayti]

Chineese say man who wank in biscuit tin ******* crackers

 

[puddove]

it must be friday

Its any day you want it to be :RpS_thumbup: when you've got a pint of cider in your hand:RpS_lol:

 

[scottie5]

To discribe a fit bird my old labourer would say "id nibble the peanuts out of her poo".

 

[leebo02]

as confused as a lesbian in a fish market

 

[Olican]

To discribe a fit bird my old labourer would say "id nibble the peanuts out of her poo".

lol 2 variations of one old saying: you can pick the nuts out of a poo and call it a snickers but it still a tourd!
you can push nuts into a turd but you'll never pass it off as a snickers!

 

[jesssop]

lol 2 variations of one old saying: you can pick the nuts out of a poo and call it a snickers but it still a tourd!
you can push nuts into a turd but you'll never pass it off as a snickers!

you can nick a snickers but you cant sniff nickers :RpS_wink:

 

[lazer]

if y cant say something nice {about a spread }dont say anything at all

 

[stuart23]

if y cant say something nice {about a spread }dont say anything at all

Forum would be very quiet if that was the case.

 

[Whatsayyou]

You can't polish a turd!

 

[jesssop]

You can't polish a turd!

[video]https://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/polishing-a-turd-minimyth.htm[/video]
watch and learn

 

[safco]

"jack of all trades master of none"

 

[flat boy skim]

Just because a dog is born in a stable doesn't make it a horse

 

[flat boy skim]

the old boys will understand this one ^^^

 

[hector]

you can put a saddle on a donkey don't mean its a horse

don't get this, I suspect you call your a handboard a hawk, therefore you are one of our southern freinds

 

[safco]

When you go to a donkey's house, don't talk about ears