Scottish breakfast

[algeeman]

Fuucking starving

What do I get
Slice
black pudding
Potato cakes ??

 

[algeeman]

Anything but porridge

 

[Too much mortar mix]

Bottle of buckfast

 

[algeeman]

 

[stuart23]

Fuucking starving

What do I get
Slice
black pudding
Potato cakes ??

What the fk’s a potato cake? Tattie scones is what you need, slice sausage, black budding and a bit of haggis.

 

[algeeman]

What the fk’s a potato cake? Tattie scones is what you need, slice sausage, black budding and a bit of haggis.

Wee bit of juicy fanny will do

 

[Smudger1]

Cocaine pops !

 

[hector]

Anything but porridge

have porridge every morning, spoonfull honey, chopped up banana, handfull blueberries, cant beat it,

 

[ChrispyUK]

have porridge every morning, spoonfull honey, chopped up banana, handfull blueberries, cant beat it,

The Mrs has blueberries during the winter but has gooseberries the rest of the year.

 

[algeeman]

Cocaine pops !

Rubbing the quilt high as foook thinking you've made it

When your 3 miles away

 

[stuart23]

It’s normally kebabs you have for breakfast is it not?

 

[Rossi46]

Tennents Super is all you need in Scotland. Or spaghetti hoops.

 

[Lastlaff]

Last time i was in Scotland, the African waiter took my order and when the porridge came out watery as fook I complained, the Chinese chef came out and asked what wrong…ffs, I want a kilt wearing aggressive jock chef

 

[algeeman]

Tennents Super is all you need in Scotland. Or spaghetti hoops.

What to the f**k has happened

Went to the shops
Went to the bookies
Went to the pub
Went to work

Everyone has turned grey

I'm surrounded mate by old grey people

When did this happen

 

[Lastlaff]

Where are you mate?

 

[algeeman]

Yesterday everyone was fine
Now everyones looking old

 

[algeeman]

Where are you mate?

In bed paranoid

 

[paulf]

Tennents Super is all you need in Scotland. Or spaghetti hoops.

And a wee bag of heroin, or street valium for the more cost conscious.

 

[paulf]

In bed paranoid

You're having some night.

 

[algeeman]

You're having some night.

I'm actually arguing again with my 12 year old daughter Bella about ordering more headphones

1 of my kids asked me to order a book
There was questions
Is it kindle
Paper back
Online ....


No idea

 

[Lastlaff]

Just buy whatever they want, you can’t win

 

[algeeman]

Just buy whatever they want, you can’t win

I can run but I can't hide

Girls are ruthless

 

[paulf]

I'm actually arguing again with my 12 year old daughter Bella about ordering more headphones

1 of my kids asked me to order a book
There was questions
Is it kindle
Paper back
Online ....


No idea

A cock is a dangerous thing.
You're doing cum face, next thing you're someone else's personal Google.
DAD? WHAT TIME IS IT IN CANADA
DAD? WHY IS DAD DRINKING.

 

[tapit]

have porridge every morning, spoonfull honey, chopped up banana, handfull blueberries, cant beat it,

Sounds depressing.

 

[Stevieo]

Rubbing the quilt high as foook thinking you've made it

When your 3 miles away

There's where your internet porn comes in you see.