Shining torches and flood lights down walls

[The Hobo]

We ain't getting married lol

no fck that

 

[John j]

no fck that

I.ll turn round then just got to hadrian's wall

 

[algeeman]

is it lubricated to that was a big word ffs

buy lube separate mate

 

[The Hobo]

I.ll turn round then just got to Adrian's wall

u shouldn't be any were nere the wall I plastered way back

 

[John j]

buy lube separate mate

Ky

 

[The Hobo]

buy lube separate mate

where?

 

[John j]

u shouldn't be any were nere the wall I plastered way back

f**k you replied before I corrected that

 

[John j]

where?

Tesco.s and a cock ring

 

[The Hobo]

f**k you replied before I corrected that

im sharp as a razor

 

[The Hobo]

Tesco.s and a cock ring

thought u was going to say FANNYS RUS

 

[algeeman]

where?

amazing bit of kit mate

 

[The Hobo]

amazing bit of kit mate

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I will stick with pamula

 

[algeeman]

Hi I have a big problem site agent shining flood light down all my work

can I borrow his light.....

I've been skimming like this for last 2 weeks

might get a light for christmas

 

[Danny]

@Lrrplastering maybe message @BritishGypsum or @The Apprentice

 

[lurpak]

@Lrrplastering maybe message @BritishGypsum or @The Apprentice

Exactly, isn’t it meant to be judged in day light from a distance or something?

Prefer mine to be looked at by a short-sighted hobbit riding past on a horse in fog

 

[The Hobo]

Exactly, isn’t it meant to be judged in day light from a distance or something?

Prefer mine to be looked at by a short-sighted hobbit riding past on a horse in fog

can understand your cmment

 

[Danny]

Exactly, isn’t it meant to be judged in day light from a distance or something?

Prefer mine to be looked at by a short-sighted hobbit riding past on a horse in fog

Yup judged straight on from 3m or something... need to find a link to it

 

[lurpak]

can understand your cmment

U on the rum kid

 

[The Hobo]

U on the rum kid

big time no work in morn cant drink drive up here

 

[lurpak]

big time no work in morn cant drink drive up here

Good lad

 

[Retired Spread]

don't get down pal I have met a lot of arse holes over the last 54 years in this trade

54 years in the trade? fuuuckking hell i thought i was the oldest serving on here... hello daddy

 

[lurpak]

54 years in the trade? fuuuckking hell i thought i was the oldest serving on here... hello daddy

You’re bout 13 ent u chubbs?

 

[The Apprentice]

Unfortunately no British Standard is in place for skimming but the fis have a guide as to how it should be checked, which if I remember correctly is. In the light it was carried out in from 1.5m away from the wall. It also states that if any special lights are to be installed they should be in place before the plastering takes place.
Get them to shine their light down a plasterboard, then they will even see the nap in the paper, not that they will accept it but it might help them to understand.

 

[Stevieo]

In living room for a hour a day . Sun goes down back of curtains and it looks like I put it on with my hand then painted it with me foot lol.
Dont use them flexi.s early

I did exactly that on the scalpay job. Plastered it with a flexi and the sun in my face.

Customer had an east facing window on the side of his house. Next morning, the currant bun shone straight down my wall and f**k it was awful.

 

[The Hobo]

54 years in the trade? fuuuckking hell i thought i was the oldest serving on here... hello daddy

don't worry son haha /but I think @malc is the daddy on here

 

[The Hobo]

maybe he needs a fleshlight
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doesn't look long enough for me

 

[John j]

I did exactly that on the scalpay job. Plastered it with a flexi and the sun in my face.

Customer had an east facing window on the side of his house. Next morning, the currant bun shone straight down my wall and f**k it was awful.

I know two kids who got threatened with court for using em . Then again saw their work with steel trowel and they should be took to court

 

[Stevieo]

doesn't look long enough for me

You don't stick it up your arse.

It's plenty long enough for you because you stick your dick in it.

 

[Retired Spread]

You’re bout 13 ent u chubbs?

dafuq u know yow cockmunching brummie courser yow?

 

[Stevieo]

I know two kids who got threatened with court for using em . Then again saw their work with steel trowel and they should be took to court

Well...what I did with the Flexi, I'd probably have got put in prison for if the customer had seen it.

As it stood I did it with my Mt with the sun on it through that window and it came out ok.

Threw the flex in the bin in the end.

 

[The Hobo]

You don't stick it up your arse.

It's plenty long enough for you because you stick your dick in it.

I understand how it works but its not long enough wont even cover bell end

 

[Cockney]

I understand how it works but its not long enough wont even cover bell end

 

[John j]

I understand how it works but its not long enough wont even cover bell end

Spit on it

 

[smoother09]

He could be running his ballsack down your wall and looking at you in a suggestive way! So think yourself lucky it's just a light really punch the cuuuuuunt in the throat!

 

[The Hobo]

He could be running his ballsack down your wall and looking at you in a suggestive way! So think yourself lucky it's just a light really punch the cuuuuuunt in the throat!