theclemo
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I had 3 months off because am a lazy b*****d. Last December I got up one morning and just decided not to go plastering. Might do it again this year.
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I had 3 months off because am a lazy b*****d. Last December I got up one morning and just decided not to go plastering. Might do it again this year.
Old time spread I know has done that..helped him out on a job couple years bk and he had a go wen I said I needed a s**t at about 11 and was in sum1s house he said y dint u have a s**t b4 u came Said cos I dint fcking need 1 he said well I always have 2 shits in morning b4 I leave for work so I'm not shitting in sum1s house..
hail hail
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Yeah it has its benefits, ESP in winter when I was waking up after everything thawed out. Forgot what winter mornings where like in 2010/2011 here lol.
Broke my arm once in stupid drunken s**t. Metal plate and 6 screws. Was in 2 days later lifting block over my shoulder building a gable chimney. Hated taking time off in the boom!
Mite sell my Bentley and mite do that mysen
Danny
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Which works well until you out on the lash... I am not a snob but f**k me capping in bar toilets is grim
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Pug
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theclemo
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Am the same can't s**t in a pub. I can't even s**t at home if someone is near the tolit door lol. Yet I have no problem putting my cock in someones pint lol
I shat in a bag only last week as toilets were locked by site labourer and wasn't on job the nugget..under stairs into a empty bag of dry wall
theclemo
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He most be a nice mate lol. I don't know what it is but am as odd when it comes to shiting. Yet I've no problem pulling out my dick in pub and slapping it on my mates face. I once even put my name on my mates dick when he was a sleep f**k did we laugh when we did that one. There is people locked up for less.
Squarehead
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One of my mates went bald early, we drew a Ming the merciless helmet on him, coloured it in with permanent marker. Went f**k**g mental.
BigK
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He used to be! [emoji23]
Can't understand people using bags either, half full bucket of water for me so you can sit down and enjoy yourself & take your time. Then when you're done you can fire it over a ditch or in a hole etc
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Wat so u also get a "plob" sound aswell
algeeman
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It feels like factory work now
algeeman
It’s A Boy
No clemo mate no sponge...its easier than everyone thinks.
But most here will call me rough ....even though its easy flawless and looks like it doesnt need painting.
Are u pissed 24/7 lol? Dont know how u function in like a zombie these days after a sesh takes me days to come bk down to earth that's y I hardly go out now
zolco
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algeeman
It’s A Boy
Hahaha kitchy ive no choice mate i live with 4 girls my boss is wonan.....i need to keep drinking for my sanity !!
algeeman
It’s A Boy
Plastering i sooooooooooo fuucking easy compared to my home life