Site monkeys/Skimmers vs "proper plasterers"

[John j]

Red Dead is so impressive. Nothing comes close for the detail and the laugh you have playing Rockstar games. Brilliant. I’ll complete it over Xmas

What online like. Can't cope with games like cod as its like a free for all. Be nice having a death match with 3 or 4 players where you need to be sneaky rather then shooting f**k out everything

 

[essexandy]

Ye not a b*****d

Thanks. I think?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Would be nice having an office job staring at tits all day mate.
@JessThePlasterer doesn't know how good she's got it

My life is blessed indeed! And I get to talk to a load of tits on here!

 

[Olican]

It wasn't 170 metres between 3 lads.
It was a truly brilliant effort of two lads going for it and one lad kind of going for it.

It could go down in plastering folklore as one of the greatest uses of the rolling gauge method ever seen and has since been banned from being used on site

You could afford a punt in the raffle, go on lad it's only a tenner .

https://www.plasterersforum.com/threads/check-out-these-prizes.73937/

 

[lurpak]

Can't wait to tell the lads that by the sounds of it we might have broke the plastering m2 per day world record here, cracking stuff

Ye not a b*****d

Oh he is

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I’ve just thrown a cup of tea into my crotch.

 

[essexandy]

I’ve just thrown a cup of tea into my crotch.

Any particular reason, or is it the latest craze in selfharming?

 

[Gibbo]

Do you aork on your own or in a squad? What sort or metres would u normally do a day now mate?

With another guy and we do it by plot

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Any particular reason, or is it the latest craze in selfharming?

Because I’m a f**k**g idiot. Put my foot in a bucket too. Brian is pissing himself at me. Says it serves me right for being an abnoxious little s**t lol

 

[choppa]

Red Dead is so impressive. Nothing comes close for the detail and the laugh you have playing Rockstar games. Brilliant. I’ll complete it over Xmas

Far cry 5 is good with graphics to! Got red dead the other day that’s good but a bit long winded some times! 4K tv with the pspro sorted for crimbo.

 

[Stevieo]

Don't forget old school do two coats........Like it says on the bag

Unless you're @LarryTheLag he does 50.

Did you know he's still skimming the same wall that he was when he first came on here. The wall is 7 feet thick now.

 

[Stevieo]

Because I’m a f**k**g idiot. Put my foot in a bucket too. Brian is pissing himself at me. Says it serves me right for being an abnoxious little s**t lol

 

[richyrich]

Ok prick, 170 a day!!! b*ll***s, 2 spreads and a labourer that’s what you are, f**k off you disrespectful little c**t

 

[The_one_coat_wizard]

Ok prick, 170 a day!!! b*ll***s, 2 spreads and a labourer that’s what you are, f**k off you disrespectful little c**t

Love it mate, it was a highly questionable 170m with getting the measure through some pretty big doors and windows but 170m none the less I got paid for that day, it was a one off I've never repeated it and average between 80-90 a day most weeks.

 

[The_one_coat_wizard]

I'm a disrespectful little c**t for pointing out that some younger site skimmers who get 90 percent of their work threw only skimming on site are far quicker than the older proper plasterer types at getting the metres on, f**k me it's a touchy world

 

[essexandy]

Because I’m a f**k**g idiot. Put my foot in a bucket too. Brian is pissing himself at me. Says it serves me right for being an abnoxious little s**t lol

I like Brian.

 

[richyrich]

I'm a disrespectful little c**t for pointing out that some younger site skimmers who get 90 percent of their work threw only skimming on site are far quicker than the older proper plasterer types at getting the metres on, f**k me it's a touchy world

I just don’t believe you could finish 170 mtr on your own

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I like Brian.

Brian’s a ledge, he’s put up with me for ten years. I’ve just been listing all the stuff he should leave me in his will... I’m heading for a dead arm soon

 

[vfr12]

WLB ! The wind ups on here are getting less attractive and lacking structural approach , let alone intentional fun

 

[Gibbo]

Can't wait to tell the lads that by the sounds of it we might have broke the plastering m2 per day world record here, cracking stuff

You've broke the record for talking out yer arse

 

[Deleted member 32554]

I've done about 17 m , at £180 and it's rough no wind up

 

[lurpak]

You've broke the record for talking out yer arse

Erm... hello?

f**k sake wizard you’ve done too good a job, I’m forgotten. Slow down a bit.

Wait, are you me? Am i you? Is this some tyler durden s**t


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[Gibbo]

Me me me

 

[Gibbo]

Bad naughty wizard you have stolen all the attention away from lurpy werpy

 

[Deleted member 23452]

used to see little piles of steaming plaster in a finished room

I hate to be the one to break it to you after all this time, but that wasn't plaster.

 

[lurpak]

Bad naughty wizard you have stolen all the attention away from lurpy werpy

Don’t worry, i’ll be back winding everybody up asap

 

[Gibbo]

Cant wait your really good at it

 

[essexandy]

You've broke the record for talking out yer arse

Are you trying to upset Vauxhall with that comment?
Sorry I hadn't read right through the thread.

 

[carys]

You can always argue the fine lines between speed and quality, bet half you lads and women glass your walls up to death and think your giving a brilliant finish, drawing every bit of moisture out of the plaster in the process and giving the painter a nightmare having to sand your work up to get a half decent key

I just don’t believe you could finish 170 mtr on your own

It is possible cottage effect

 

[The_one_coat_wizard]

I don't understand why lads are getting the hump about a 170m day, it was a one off and it turned into a battle between me and another lad....dont get mad that some of have the fitness levels to do it

 

[The_one_coat_wizard]

Launch it on with a catapult and 1200mm speed skim the F*****g lot

 

[Stevieo]

I just don’t believe you could finish 170 mtr on your own

Pfft....did a 200m ceiling on my own today..... or was it a 6m window wall, I forget now.

 

[essexandy]

I don't understand why lads are getting the hump about a 170m day, it was a one off and it turned into a battle between me and another lad....dont get mad that some of have the fitness levels to do it

Well I take my hat off to you. 170sqm in a
7-5 day equates to 1sqm completed every
3 1/2 minutes. That's two coats and, I'm guessing, three passes of the trowel over a SQM every 210 seconds not allowing for time to mix up or go for a piss.
Super impressive.
I definitely couldn't have come anywhere near that even in my prime.

 

[The_one_coat_wizard]

170 metres in a ten hour day is 17 metres an hour or just under 6 boards an hour, if you think this is impossible it says more about you than it does about me

Like I said, it wasn't a full 170m lay on, we got the measure threw doors and windows but 170m was what I got for that day

 

[The_one_coat_wizard]

I was 25 when I done this for whoever asked about age