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[JessThePlasterer]

There’s going to be a lot of new members on here with the same questions if everyone gets on that course! I’m going to tag @essexandy in all their threads! Whoo hoo!!!!!

 

[Stevieo]

There’s going to be a lot of new members on here with the same questions if everyone gets on that course! I’m going to tag @essexandy in all their threads! Whoo hoo!!!!!

Don't worry. I'll sort it out tomorrow.

I was thinking of building a wall.

 

[ChrispyUK]

Don't worry. I'll sort it out tomorrow.

I was thinking of building a wall.

You can get Vincey to point it...give him some practice.

 

[Stevieo]

You can get Vincey to point it...give him some practice.

Only if he wears his moonboots and clown suit. Then Gulag for him too.

 

[Stevieo]

Only if he wears his moonboots and clown suit. Then Gulag for him too.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Don't worry. I'll sort it out tomorrow.

I was thinking of building a wall.

You’re going to get a trade ?!

 

[Vincey]

Only if he wears his moonboots and clown suit. Then Gulag for him too.

I’ve not worked out a m2 charge yet will let you know when I finished the wall

 

[Stevieo]

You’re going to get a trade ?!

And as for you, only one way for you to stay out of Gulag.

You know what to do. By morning, please.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Gulag always sounds like a stew

Guava sounds like a fruit



Vote Jess for more pointless anecdotes from the inner workings of her mind!

 

[Stevieo]

Gulag always sounds like a stew

Guava sounds like a fruit



Vote Jess for more pointless anecdotes from the inner workings of her mind!

NO MORE VOTINK. For you, ze votink ist kaput.

No more talking of votink.

ZER IS NO VOTINK NOW.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

NO MORE VOTINK. For you, ze votink ist kaput.

No more talking of votink.

ZER IS NO VOTINK NOW.

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I’m sending @lurpak pictures of me holding tools from now on. In exchange he’s going to be sending you daily foot pictures and a weekly close up of his big toe

 

[Stevieo]

I’m sending @lurpak pictures of me holding tools from now on. In exchange he’s going to be sending you daily foot pictures and a weekly close up of his big toe

That's another two off to the scaffolders forum, then.

And there's me going to hand out badges tomorrow for my staff. @lurpak hasn't done anything wrong yet, but you.....

 

[lurpak]

I’m sending @lurpak pictures of me holding tools from now on. In exchange he’s going to be sending you daily foot pictures and a weekly close up of his big toe

You know that's legally binding, right? PM SENT

 

[essexandy]

There’s going to be a lot of new members on here with the same questions if everyone gets on that course! I’m going to tag @essexandy in all their threads! Whoo hoo!!!!!

And I will be my usual helpful, charming self. Now I need to go practice.




f**k off you know nothing chancer.
f**k off you useless coarser c**t.
Go stick your head in a bucket of skim you f**k**g knowledge leech.
You don't get my knowledge for free you wanky coarser.
That'll do for tonight.

 

[Stevieo]

And I will be my usual helpful, charming self. Now I need to go practice.




f**k off you know nothing chancer.
fk off you useless coarser ct.
Go stick your head in a bucket of skim you fkg knowledge leech.
You don't get my knowledge for free you wanky coarser.
That'll do for tonight.

@JessThePlasterer you gonna let him punk you out like that?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

@JessThePlasterer you gonna let him punk you out like that?

How f**k**g dare you!

As if he was talking about me! ...

 

[Stevieo]

How fkg dare you!

As if he was talking about me! ...

You'll start talking to me with a bit more respect.

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<see my rank?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

You'll start talking to me with a bit more respect.

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<see my rank?

Actually that’s just a bunch of arrows pointing in the direction you need to walk away

 

[essexandy]

How fkg dare you!

As if he was talking about me! ...

No I wasn't Jess, I think Steve is just proving how unsuitable he would be as our temporary leader.

 

[Stevieo]

No I wasn't Jess, I think Steve is just proving how unsuitable he would be as our temporary leader.

What do you mean, 'would be?'

 

[JessThePlasterer]

No I wasn't Jess, I think Steve is just proving how unsuitable he would be as our temporary leader.

Whereas I on the other hand would be an exemplary leader, what with my charming ways and sunny personality!

 

[Stevieo]

Whereas I on the other hand would be an exemplary leader, what with my charming ways and sunny personality!

I saw what you did to *******

 

[essexandy]

Whereas I on the other hand would be an exemplary leader, what with my charming ways and sunny personality!

If only you didn't consider yourself 'royal' I might have agreed.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I saw what you did to M**mn

Exactly, I charmed him to death.... and then I killed him!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

If only you didn't consider yourself 'royal' I might have agreed.

I can’t help my bloodlines.... pretty sure I’m a direct descendant of Thor so more deity than royalty if that helps!

 

[Stevieo]

Exactly, I charmed him to death.... and then I killed him!

Hmm. Well, you just remember that I AM THE LAW and don't be a disrespectful mo fo and we'll be all right.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Hmm. Well, you just remember that I AM THE LAW and don't be a disrespectful mo fo and we'll be all right.

Make sure you let me know when you’re next back in Manchester so I can bitch slap you publicly

 

[Stevieo]

Make sure you let me know when you’re next back in Manchester so I can bitch slap you publicly

Sounds good. How much do you charge for that and do you take cheques?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Sounds good. How much do you charge for that and do you take cheques?

No I take payment in the form of whimpers, pleas for mercy and please feel free to piss yourself!

 

[Stevieo]

No I take payment in the form of whimpers, pleas for mercy and please feel free to piss yourself!

I got paid for that only this week. I smacked the taste out of my neighbour's mouth a couple of months ago, the miserable republican Jock t**t. He bought me a pint the other day and we put it behind us.

If there's a pint in it for me, I reckon I'll be doing it again.

 

[Stevieo]

No I take payment in the form of whimpers, pleas for mercy and please feel free to piss yourself!

Thinking about it, I did that in November and got paid in January, so it's a quarterly thing. It's not big money but 4 pints at £4 a pint is £16 ...£16 a year for giving republicans a shoe-ing isn't bad money. Only takes five minutes, after all.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I got paid for that only this week. I smacked the taste out of my neighbour's mouth a couple of months ago, the miserable republican Jock t**t. He bought me a pint the other day and we put it behind us.

If there's a pint in it for me, I reckon I'll be doing it again.

A vote for Stevieo is a vote for one man pissing in his neighbours mouth for money or beer

 

[lurpak]

No I take payment in the form of whimpers, pleas for mercy and please feel free to piss yourself!

 

[Stevieo]

Whereas I on the other hand would be an exemplary leader, what with my charming ways and sunny personality!

No you didn't. You punked his ass big time, same as almost everyone else on the site did.

Then somehow, I got the blame for it. Same as I got the blame for @gps even though it was @lurpak that did it.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

No you didn't. You punked his ass big time, same as almost everyone else on the site did.

Then somehow, I got the blame for it. Same as I got the blame for @gps even though it was @lurpak that did it.

It’s not my fault you’re a big lumbering baffoon with the subtlety of a pig in a dress!