Site to domestic

Isthisright? said:
So what I've established is the following.

- buy a transit custom customers love it and think your the dogs for having a 40k van when a 500 quid rat will do

- talk to the customers like they know nothing... Give em a good slap if their out if line

- make sure you throw plaster everywhere and cover as much s**t as possible

- take 4 days to do something that normally I'd do in a day

- buy a shite load of sexy mints to wrap in some lovely ribbon

- don't forget to get the vac out and give the women of the house a good seeing to before leaving

Am I missing anything?
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Don’t forget to kick the cat on the way out,
 
Isthisright? said:
So what I've established is the following.

- buy a transit custom customers love it and think your the dogs for having a 40k van when a 500 quid rat will do

- talk to the customers like they know nothing... Give em a good slap if their out if line

- make sure you throw plaster everywhere and cover as much s**t as possible

- take 4 days to do something that normally I'd do in a day

- buy a shite load of sexy mints to wrap in some lovely ribbon

- don't forget to get the vac out and give the women of the house a good seeing to before leaving

Am I missing anything?
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Sometimes I make like a groaning noise so sounds like am working hard too
 
Don’t forget to buy a radio and turn it up load so customers can’t hear you moaning and talking to yourself.
 
It’s easy. Turn up on time, be pleasant and if you’ve read the client right, a bit of banter is ok. Sheet up well, be tidy, and vac up every day. If they say don’t worry about it, do it anyway. Do a good job, then fook off. About it.
 
ChrispyUK said:
It’s easy. Turn up on time, be pleasant and if you’ve read the client right, a bit of banter is ok. Sheet up well, be tidy, and vac up every day. If they say don’t worry about it, do it anyway. Do a good job, then fook off. About it.
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Site to domestic
 
Isthisright? said:
So what I've established is the following.

- buy a transit custom customers love it and think your the dogs for having a 40k van when a 500 quid rat will do

- talk to the customers like they know nothing... Give em a good slap if their out if line

- make sure you throw plaster everywhere and cover as much s**t as possible

- take 4 days to do something that normally I'd do in a day

- buy a shite load of sexy mints to wrap in some lovely ribbon

- don't forget to get the vac out and give the women of the house a good seeing to before leaving

Am I missing anything?
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Yes ask them the customer what's there favorite brand of beans
 
gysmith said:
Yep, same, I'm doing them the privilege, no licking from me. ...
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the only time I’ve given a ‘thank you gift’ was when I did a kitchen fit and they let me have the old kitchen which I ended up using in a rental property I was doing up at the same time. Saved me 2k, so a couple of bottles of vino was least i could do.
 
ChrispyUK said:
the only time I’ve given a ‘thank you gift’ was when I did a kitchen fit and they let me have the old kitchen which I ended up using in a rental property I was doing up at the same time. Saved me 2k, so a couple of bottles of vino was least i could do.
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Please tell me you didn't spend 20min telling them all about the wine and what dishes it goes with and the optional drinking temperature.
 
Vincey said:
Good luck mate , tbf right now I’d say site work is king but you can do anything you want just put mind to it , I’m going through transitional period myself atm , nothings easy , but no pain there be no gain as they say
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WTF @Vincey I never knew hope it all goes well mate.
:)(y)

 
Monkey Boy said:
Did a job once (was for ms dynamite) anyway her Mum lived next door as she bought two houses next to each other and Mum said she would hoover up for me.
She didn’t
Gaffer went fkn mental
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smoother09 said:
I worked for billy Pearce been in such classics as the wizard of oz and jack and the beanstalk!:risas2: Met jimmy saville he didn’t finger me and plastered gabby yoraths gaff and did work for most of her family:burlas:
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I worked for The Queen :burlas:


Well that’s what he said all the blokes called him:bananas:
 
The wizard made the jump, it was a great leap of faith. Being known as the fastest site plasterer known to human kind was a hard title to leave behind.

I done it for the money, I spend half my time these days prepping up. Then putting 40m2 on, double coated may I add, I know, I know...... For double the money.
 
The_one_coat_wizard said:
The wizard made the jump, it was a great leap of faith. Being known as the fastest site plasterer known to human kind was a hard title to leave behind.

I done it for the money, I spend half my time these days prepping up. Then putting 40m2 on, double coated may I add, I know, I know...... For double the money.
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Funny i was the best on site when I was there aswell got a few other mates that swear it’s them also! I’m pretty sure it’s @algeeman now though I ain’t been on site since those flexy speedskims and the likes of we’re introduced :ROFLMAO:
 
smoother09 said:
Funny i was the best on site when I was there aswell got a few other mates that swear it’s them also! I’m pretty sure it’s @algeeman now though I ain’t been on site since those flexy speedskims and the likes of we’re introduced :ROFLMAO:
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Funny you should say that as I was aswell when I site bashed so maybe you took over from me and so on and so on
 
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