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The thread was about a skills test which is what I commented on and it's the same old bullshit that has been going on on plastering forums for the last ten years. The guys who learnt off another spread saying quals and an apprenticeship are a joke of course they will say that because they think they know better where as them that have done a full apprenticeship will swear by it.
 
@zombie, you've that arseways man, all work is essentially price work, if the only thing a bloke has ever done is dab and skim he is not a site plasterer he is a dab n skimmer, mostly come in two varieties , dog rough and dog roughs older rougher alcoholic sister.

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@zombie, you've that arseways man, all work is essentially price work, if the only thing a bloke has ever done is dab and skim he is not a site plasterer he is a dab n skimmer, mostly come in two varieties , dog rough and dog roughs older rougher alcoholic sister.

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I don't realy get your comment mate...you can only walk on site and complete the works being asked...

as said 90% is skimming on boardwork that's for sure...10% the odd runs where specified float & set on blockwork...

I think everyones missing my point im not for 1 minute saying that an apprentaship isn't worth doing...

ironicaly ive put 2 different lads through there apprentaship at college as im a firm believer that any paperwork for a young lad is a benefit..

im simply saying that like all things the work is where the demand is...

cut I pay my mortgage without putting a fibrous mould up or screeding a floor or even floating sand & cement hell yeah every day of the week...

however if I turned all the work down that requires board work, floating hardwall, skim & over skim/refurb work ewi etc and be hungry very soon!!!
 
99% of the so called plasterers you talk about on site are never plasterers just skimmers and 99% were rough as f**k and that's not a guess I've seen it first hand. They either skim badly or board badly they rarely do both so the skill needed on site in my opinion is minimal. It's not a dig but fact and I stand by it because I have seen it and worked for all the main plastering companies in Manchester who have it tied up and it's the same jokers jumping from one firm to another.
I think I would have gone to domestic plasterering if I saw all those s**t skimmers getting paid the same as me if not more
 
i was doing a job yesterday and the girls mother and father were there to let me in and then just watched me all morning. the occasional smattering of conversation. how his dad was a plasterer etc. then when she came home after dinner i was packing away and she was saying how pleased she was and her mum said shed been mesmerized by watching me work and she was going to tell all her friends about me etc. anyway i was watching masterchef the professionals the other night and they have that skills test thing when the chef with the beard and the woman ask them to create a dish. some of them couldnt even make a mayonnaise and last week one bloke couldnt take the skin off a pigs trotter. what would you make the skills test if it was like a plastering show
Get a life your boring c**t
 
I remember one fella on site who was battering flats skimming them maybe two flats a week on his own or more. He would do let's say £1500 worth and only get paid £800 every week and he had an easy filler going in all his flats but he was happy and so were the firm. I worked for the main ones in Manchester and if you stood the hundred lads they had in a line they all laboured for one another at some point then went on their own with the encouragement of the gaffers. All dog rough and not having a clue and the skill getting less mad less as another labourer went on his own. Houses were going up that quick and selling that quick nobody gave a f**k even the idiots buying them because the prices were also rising that quick. The prices are shocking and I believe are worse than they were 8 years ago when i was doing it. Unless it's a new extension on a domestic you can't really dab everything you see, if you do you will be getting a call back on domestics and fair enough their are chancers on the domestic scheme but they don't last long and only rely on cheap customers who will always exist.
 
The thread was about a skills test which is what I commented on and it's the same old bullshit that has been going on on plastering forums for the last ten years. The guys who learnt off another spread saying quals and an apprenticeship are a joke of course they will say that because they think they know better where as them that have done a full apprenticeship will swear by it.
I did city and guilds level 1,2,and 3 and it was the biggest loads of b*ll***s I've ever done
 
its not like the good ole days anymore flynny..... the level of training back in your day is 100x better than it is today...
Yeh but he is on about city and guilds which in my eyes was the Only one to have, till all the other robbing c**ts came in for a piece of the pie.
 
its not like the good ole days anymore flynny..... the level of training back in your day is 100x better than it is today...
I agree and it all comes down to qualification providers ie NVQ which is a load of bollox and not really worth the paper it's written on.
 
yup... till funding improves at colleges and till the lecturers are vetted for actually being a decent spread and also being able to do what they "try" and teach there is very little hope left
 
yup... till funding improves at colleges and till the lecturers are vetted for actually being a decent spread and also being able to do what they "try" and teach there is very little hope left
The funding is there someone's getting it and like you say you don't need to be a plasterer to teach basic plastering which a lot of them teach and no fault of their own so I believe. I know my local college a bricklayer teaches the plastering and also bricklaying I think so there you go stretching the money or one bloke doing two jobs.
 
I think a lot of the funding is wasted on people who dont want to be there and generally admin nonesense
 
f**k**g idiot y wud I lie about doing city & guilds 99% of wat uve said on tho thread is totally b*ll***s but hey ho..
Lol at least I have said something which is more than what you have said apart from dangling carrots you have contributed f**k all to the forum. If you learnt nothing of your so called apprenticeship then your the f**k**g idiot not me :)
 
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Lol at least I have said something which is more than what you have said apart from dangling carrots you have contributed f**k all to the forum. If you learnt nothing of your so called apprenticeship then your the f**k**g idiot not me :)
Uve got a chip on ur shoulder you pal..ur a fcking idiot if I came up with s**t like you id say nothing at all saying site spreads are useless etc get bk to ur bag a day Job u fcking clown
 
And whilst on the subject how am I carrot dangling can I help it that the job isn't water tight etc and builder is behind have u ever done site work you numpty jobs get put bk by months we will c who's a carrot dangler wen the Job does kick off its worth well over £100,000+ so these things cant be rushed etc I've told the builder not bringing lads in till job is totally ready so lads dont miss on on earning there full potential..prick
 
And whilst on the subject how am I carrot dangling can I help it that the job isn't water tight etc and builder is behind have u ever done site work you numpty jobs get put bk by months we will c who's a carrot dangler wen the Job does kick off its worth well over £100,000+ so these things cant be rushed etc I've told the builder not bringing lads in till job is totally ready so lads dont miss on on earning there full potential..prick
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Uve got a chip on ur shoulder you pal..ur a fcking idiot if I came up with s**t like you id say nothing at all saying site spreads are useless etc get bk to ur bag a day Job u fcking clown
Give your head a shake you f**k**g idiot I've looked through your posts and you haven't given any advise apart from talking about yourself. Do you encourage your own kids that qualifications are a waste of time? I've done plenty of site work and you will probably come into the same bracket of s**t plasterers and bullshitters I mentioned. save your £100,000 bullshit for the kids and coursers who might believe it, I've heard ducks fart before. Unless you have something to contribute apart from bullshit don't comment it's pointless and like I say you have contributed nothing to this forum up to now apart from blowing your own trumpet xx
 
Lol u lot crack me up, why are people so precious about being domestic work kings or s**t site skimmers? Its like mumsnet on here sometimes.

Your all rough! Nobody skims a master bedroom in 1 hit with 12 wet angles as good as me so calm down. My floating is s**t these days as well but a few days back on floating domestic 8m2 walls and i'd destroy you all at that as well!

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This is not about who can do the most and earn the most it's about qualifications and a skills test. How many people on here encourage their children to not get any qualifications because they are a waste of time? I doubt any ok maybe one ;) this same thing gets brought up time and again and it's the same unqualified people having the same argument. We all know that some colleges are s**t and some plasterers are s**t who teach so for the trade to keep any kind of standards we need to encourage qualifications.
 
Give your head a shake you f**k**g idiot I've looked through your posts and you haven't given any advise apart from talking about yourself. Do you encourage your own kids that qualifications are a waste of time? I've done plenty of site work and you will probably come into the same bracket of s**t plasterers and bullshitters I mentioned. save your £100,000 bullshit for the kids and coursers who might believe it, I've heard ducks fart before. Unless you have something to contribute apart from bullshit don't comment it's pointless and like I say you have contributed nothing to this forum up to now apart from blowing your own trumpet xx
Ya sad f**k**g t**t get a life looking thru my threads lol.1 of them keyboard hardmen u arnt you,that's last 1 frm me on tho subject not arguing with hardmen like you u clown..p.s go get a life
 
Ya sad f**k**g t**t get a life looking thru my threads lol.1 of them keyboard hardmen u arnt you,that's last 1 frm me on tho subject not arguing with hardmen like you u clown..p.s go get a life
I only looked to see if you had ever contributed anything constructive then got bored of reading about how good you thought you were. I look forward to this job starting in the new year I may come down for a buzz and show you a thing or two xxx (if it ever materialises)
 
I only looked to see if you had ever contributed anything constructive then got bored of reading about how good you thought you were. I look forward to this job starting in the new year I may come down for a buzz and show you a thing or two xxx (if it ever materialises)
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