Smoother

[Casper]

smoother is unavailable

He’s baw deep

 

[smoother09]

I'm gonna cal ya now
answer the phone

OK look forward to hearing from you

 

[smoother09]

He’s baw deep

On ya Mrs! Before op

 

[algeeman]

OK look forward to hearing from you

just called you again

 

[Deleted member 49960]

Al gone to bed for a story, about a magical fairy. Called stella

 

[smoother09]

just called you again

My phone hasn't rung since about 8pm my lover, you sure your not ringing dominoes?

 

[algeeman]

Al gone to bed for a story, about a magical fairy. Called stella

out of interest who the fuuk is al ??

 

[Monkey Boy]

I was started on the bottle when I was born monk

Thought you was Muslim?

 

[smoother09]

out of interest who the fuuk is al ??

Al Murray

 

[algeeman]

My phone hasn't rung since about 8pm my lover, you sure your not ringing dominoes?

it's you

 

[Deleted member 49960]

Thought you was Muslim?

Ffs I'm English born and bred!! Although I have thought about stoning the wife...

 

[Monkey Boy]

you sure your not ringing buminoes?

 

[smoother09]

it's you

Ok it's me do you want fries with that?

 

[Deleted member 49960]

out of interest who the fuuk is al ??

Algeeman! Alchopop

 

[smoother09]

Go bed lad another day tomorrow

 

[Deleted member 49960]

Go bed lad another day tomorrow

Ok dad... Been a pleasure

 

[paulf]

Ok it's me do you want fries with that?

The smoother09 special

 

[smoother09]

The smoother09 special
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Gino upped his game!

 

[paulf]

Gino upped his game!

Is that what you call yourself now.

 

[smoother09]

Is that what you call yourself now.

Only on a weekend

 

[Deleted member 49960]

Thought you was Muslim?

Are you calling me a fookin Muslim!!! Eh eh

 

[paulf]

Only on a weekend

Gino di Omosessuale

 

[smoother09]

Gino di Omosessuale

G**

 

[paulf]

G**

You do love cock.

 

[smoother09]

You do love cock.

If it ain't nailed down it's fair game, make of that what you will

 

[paulf]

Are you calling me a fookin Muslim!!! Eh eh

Look like dollar and his man friend.

 

[smoother09]

Winner

 

[paulf]

If it ain't nailed down it's fair game, make of that what you will

So wanking into an empty walker's crisp packet, it is then.

 

[smoother09]

So wanking into an empty walker's crisp packet, it is then.

I ain't casper ffs lidls own brand!!

 

[paulf]

I ain't casper ffs lidls own brand!!

Found in hedge no doubt.

 

[essexandy]

@essexandy

They're not flares, just loose shorts.

 

[Retired Spread]

I'm not a lonely old man tapit

 

[JessThePlasterer]

No one's perfect! I admit I gamble to much, but he won't admit he drinks to much!! He's a good roll model for his kids.

He’s a f**k**g ace dad! He works like an absolute beast and takes care of his wife and four kids who want for nothing! Look at what he lays on in a day to do that! He’s forever taking them to the beach, the park, days out and his his kids think he’s a legend because he is.

I’ve met Alf, nicest bloke you could hope to meet.

wind your neck in and don’t be so personal

 

[stuart23]

He’s a f**k**g ace dad! He works like an absolute beast and takes care of his wife and four kids who want for nothing! Look at what he lays on in a day to do that! He’s forever taking them to the beach, the park, days out and his his kids think he’s a legend because he is.

I’ve met Alf, nicest bloke you could hope to meet.

wind your neck in and don’t be so personal

100% agree with this, guy lives for his kids. Some absolute arseholes on this forum nowadays.

 

[Retired Spread]

Ffs I'm English born and bred!! Although I have thought about stoning the wife...

with a name like Badvok, I had u down for an Albanian pikey