Sorry to bother you but

[lurpak]

But if you’ve got any bonding left in the bucket could yo....

f**k OFF c**t

 

[Cornelius]

Is that tea in a glass? Beans on top of cheese? Surely cheese goes on top of beans to melt? And you’re knife and fork are on the wrong side? You twisted f**k*r. Just not right.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

You having your tea at work?

 

[lurpak]

Is that tea in a glass? Beans on top of cheese? Surely cheese goes on top of beans to melt? And you’re knife and fork are on the wrong side? You twisted f**k*r. Just not right.

Coffee and Stella x

 

[lurpak]

You having your tea at work?

Finished work at 14:30. Late one today board and skim ceiling and board walls

 

[Cornelius]

Coffee and Stella x

complete headfuck.

 

[lurpak]

complete headfuck.

If the cheese goes on top it only has the heat of the beans to melt it

Hot toast - cheese - hot beans double meltage

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Finished work at 14:30. Late one today board and skim ceiling and board walls

Ah I got ya! I thought you had just settled down to a bit of scran and someone was asking you to throw some gear in a hole!

 

[lurpak]

Ah I got ya! I thought you had just settled down to a bit of scran and someone was asking you to throw some gear in a hole!

Wouldn’t be suprised with some of the cheeky fookers

 

[Cornelius]

If the cheese goes on top it only has the heat of the beans to melt it

Hot toast - cheese - hot beans double meltage

Hmmmm that’s not the way it’s done down ere in Devon.

 

[lurpak]

Hmmmm that’s not the way it’s done down ere in Devon.

Try it.. game changer

 

[John j]

Hmmmm that’s not the way it’s done down ere in Devon.

Or in barnsley lol
Thought this was about when a cheeky neighbour asks if you got a bit of plaster for little bit in their house

 

[Donzo]

Or in barnsley lol
Thought this was about when a cheeky neighbour asks if you got a bit of plaster for little bit in their house

Can you fill my hole in type

 

[John j]

Can you fill my hole in type

Fill me hole for free type. Must think i.m a desperate prostitute

 

[lurpak]

Can you fill my hole in type

 

[choppa]

The knife and fork are oddd noooo brain f**k!

 

[lurpak]

The knife and fork are oddd noooo brain f**k!

Should see me with a spoon

 

[choppa]

Should see me with a spoon

 

[choppa]

O I thought the cat was using a spoon silly me.

 

[Stevieo]

Is that tea in a glass? Beans on top of cheese? Surely cheese goes on top of beans to melt? And you’re knife and fork are on the wrong side? You twisted f**k*r. Just not right.

The cutlery doesn't match, I don't like that plate much and the f**k**g not-right hasn't buttered to the edge of his toast.

 

[lurpak]

The cutlery doesn't match, I don't like that plate much and the f**k**g not-right hasn't buttered to the edge of his toast.

I’ll shite it out on a better plate with matching cutlery for you

 

[Cornelius]

I’ll shite it out on a better plate with matching cutlery for you

You animal.