SPIDER BITES

[smoother09]

see u later alligater

In a while crocodile

 

[Cockney]

tough basturd ANTARTICA in shorts yorskhire grit

Nah! Tight c**t didn’t want to shell out for long trousers.

 

[The Hobo]

Nah! Tight c**t didn’t want to shell out for long trousers.

u been studying the yorkshire ways book

 

[tapit]

hh

Sure it was a spider lymes disease from ticks gives a ring pattern
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Always the optomist bof

 

[tapit]

Not if I'm on the jury you won't.

Now you know you are not allowed to serve on a jury.

 

[tapit]

Think like a cross between a lizard and a chameleon

@lurpak

 

[essexandy]

@lurpak

That's more like a cross between a Komodo dragon, an iguana and a wet Wednesday in Scarborough.

 

[tapit]

That's more like a cross between a Komodo dragon, an iguana and a wet Wednesday in Sparkhill

 

[MIXERMAN]

Many moons ago. A guy in the pub told us how scared he was of spiders. When he went home this bloke said he had a tarantular spider as a pet and had the whole body they shed. You know where this is going . So he brings it in for me couple days later. And when the guy comes in i say I've got a present for you .take the lid off and throw it in his face. (Bad idea) he was big and he went absolutely hysterical. He was running around screaming and throwing punches at everyone .he cleared the bar. I couldn't go back for weeks till he calmed down. I still feel bad .

 

[tapit]

i did not realise spiders did that, glad i read your post, learnt something new!