Stupid people

[smoother09]

 

[John j]

I've got a big dog you know.

Whats a dog

 

[lurpak]

Whats a dog

eh

 

[John j]

eh

Though they were deugs in island

 

[themucky1]

Whats a dog

“Oh, you mean daags! Yeh I like daags but I like caravans more”

 

[Stevieo]

“Oh, you mean daags! Yeh I like daags but I like caravans more”

Degs. IT'S f**k**g DEGS.

 

[themucky1]

Degs. IT'S f**k**g DEGS.

Depends where you come from, daags

 

[John j]

Degs. IT'S f**k**g DEGS.

No its f**k**g DOGS



Even in my yorkshire

 

[stuart23]

No its f**k**g DOGS



Even in my yorkshire

It’s dugs you madman

 

[John j]

It’s dugs you madman

Cant wait for you to get independence. Need a new dictionary . Merry xmas gazza xx

 

[stuart23]

Cant wait for you to get independence. Need a new dictionary . Merry xmas gazza xx

I can’t wait either

 

[BigBish]

Why do people think they can tell us how long a job will take? Winds me up!

The best one is when a recent guy I gave a quote to said " that seems expensive"

I said to him "mr Khan, you have told me you are a radiologist at a hospital, what knowledge of rendering do you have to base that assumption on considering this is your first quote ?"

Never got that job.

 

[Cockney]

As if I'm going to answer so you can shout abuse at me.

 

[Stevieo]

I did answer it. We had a bit of a laugh

 

[Cockney]

I did answer it. We had a bit of a laugh

Really? Didn’t read like that on here.

 

[John j]

Really? Didn’t read like that on here.

Heard the one about the paddy n brummie having a phone call. Xx

 

[Cockney]

Heard the one about the paddy n brummie having a phone call. Xx

Yeah from what I heard the paddy s**t himself once AGAIN!!

 

[Stevieo]

Really? Didn’t read like that on here.

He rang me again and I did pick up laughing.

He laughed as well and call me a t**t and a wind up merchant.

 

[John j]

He rang me again and I did pick up laughing.

He laughed as well and call me a t**t and a wind up merchant.

Can see a forum wedding .

 

[megamix]

Give his number to the yam yam

 

[Stevieo]

Give his number to the yam yam

Here y'are. Give it to him yourself.

It's 00353 834 505 907

I await the abuse

 

[The Hobo]

Why do people think they can tell us how long a job will take? Winds me up!

me to just told a guy to do it his self been on job loads of times but he always wants prices dropping /he rang me again wanting a price on 4 days work said no only 2 days in it so couldn't be f**k*d arguing so told him im out stillloads to do but fck it

 

[tapit]

me to just told a guy to do it his self been on job loads of times but he always wants prices dropping /he rang me again wanting a price on 4 days work said no only 2 days in it so couldn't be f**k*d arguing so told him im out stillloads to do but fck it

say again Norm?

 

[John j]

me to just told a guy to do it his self been on job loads of times but he always wants prices dropping /he rang me again wanting a price on 4 days work said no only 2 days in it so couldn't be f**k*d arguing so told him im out stillloads to do but fck it

Eh

 

[Deleted member 14228]

He rang me again and I did pick up laughing.

He laughed as well and call me a t**t and a wind up merchant.

 

[The Hobo]

say again Norm?

b*ll***s

 

[JessThePlasterer]

He rang me again and I did pick up laughing.

He laughed as well and call me a t**t and a wind up merchant.

The man clearly knows his onions!lol!

 

[lurpak]

The man clearly knows his onions!lol!

hello stranger

 

[JessThePlasterer]

hello stranger

Helloooooo!

 

[Cockney]

Helloooooo!

f**k me where have you been hiding! Lol

 

[Mike googlebottom]

Zombie must be on a right comedown

 

[beader]

f**k me where have you been hiding! Lol

Time of the month ................

 

[beader]

Christmas that is.............

 

[JessThePlasterer]

f**k me where have you been hiding! Lol

Been busy! Booked too much in. Booked too much in next month too. Just want to lie down in the dark!

 

[Cockney]

Been busy! Booked too much in. Booked too much in next month too. Just want to lie down in the dark!

Oh poor you! Lol You can have a nice rest now then and enjoy the festivities! Xx