Sunday morning laugh. (My builder)

[Hillsy]

This is a good 1

 

[Rossi46]

Basically a whole house then! Plus stripping the paper on the ceilings which is no doubt covering up old tired lath. £1500!!! Joke that site.

 

[Hillsy]

I dont really use it much just went on there back in Jan when I thought things would be a bit quiet but haven’t hardly used it. But sometimes I look at it just for the comedy value.

 

[Mickymoo83]

We signed up to it and never used it..it should read my re***d site..u can pick some decent jobs up on rated people but some of them are laughable aswell was one last week to hack off a wall riddled with damp and treat and re do and budget was under £100

 

[Dansouthcoast84]

and you need to be there in the morning.!hahahahaha

 

[choppa]

Makes me angry reading it

 

[Danny]

Haha dreamers

 

[Arti]

Seems a decent price for stripping the ceiling paper

 

[Removed_User]

Got to be a joke..

 

[lurpak]

Cheap c**ts. Imagine if they wanted the walls skimmed too

 

[Cockney]

What a joke!!!
I’m glad I’m not desperate enough to be on that shitty site because I would want to choke the f**k out of most of the dickheads on there!

 

[zombie]

Best bit is it will be some specky eyed computer geek t**t on the other end of tbe computer!

 

[Groove37]

Good money for someone

 

[paulf]

Just wait, there will be a thread on here titled "help bad plastering on 1930's house".

 

[carys]

Basically a whole house then! Plus stripping the paper on the ceilings which is no doubt covering up old tired lath. £1500!!! Joke that site.

Seven rooms one a day if sise OK 220 pound day OK but fuk the wall paper get them to do that

 

[paulf]

Seven rooms one a day if sise OK 220 pound day OK but fuk the wall paper get them to do that

Minus materials and expenses. Its a pittance.

 

[Hillsy]

Makes me angry reading it

I know I feel like I want to send him a message to tell him to f**k off but don’t wanna get shortlisted and charged.

 

[choppa]

I know I feel like I want to send him a message to tell him to f**k off but don’t wanna get shortlisted and charged.

Haha I do hate some people they probably have shed loads of money to!

 

[carys]

Minus materials and expenses. Its a pittance.

I thought it was labour only I'd just tell him il do it for that. He strips wall paper and blue grits the lot material 250 works around 180 a day if your not happy keep looking

 

[zombie]

I thought it was labour only I'd just tell him il do it for that. He strips wall paper and blue grits the lot material 250 works around 180 a day if your not happy keep looking

How can you come to all these conclusions on a job you havent seen?

Could be loads of different problems which will swallow up time to sort!

Not to mention if ceilings are papered then they will need reboarding never mind stripping!

 

[Mickymoo83]

How can you come to all these conclusions on a job you havent seen?

Could be loads of different problems which will swallow up time to sort!

Not to mention if ceilings are papered then they will need reboarding never mind stripping!

Zombie that carys is the guy why these people put jobs on like that with them budgets let him crack on with that kind of work

 

[carys]

Seven rooms one a day if sise OK 220 pound day OK but fuk the wall paper get them to do that

Do a room a day

How can you come to all these conclusions on a job you havent seen?

Could be loads of different problems which will swallow up time to sort!

Not to mention if ceilings are papered then they will need reboarding never mind stripping!

I'd have to see it first lol I did say I would not take wall paper I did say I would not blue grit I'd estemate the skim at 250 seven rooms would work at 170 180 day if they weren't happy whith that I'd tell them to f**k off people whith money will try anything to get it next to nothing and I'd note any extra work like making good will be extra

 

[carys]

Zombie that carys is the guy why these people put jobs on like that with them budgets let him crack on with that kind of work

Yes m8 that own boss 20 od years I'm only 43 family of five. 3 houses 2 lock up garage work hard for it don't work for nothing good and Il be retired 52 but il carry on doing odds and ends and get f**k**g all talk lads that have got nothing to ther name to do the all the grafting

 

[Mickymoo83]

Yes m8 that own boss 20 od years I'm only 43 family of five. 3 houses 2 lock up garage work hard for it don't work for nothing good and Il be retired 52 but il carry on doing odds and ends and get f**k**g all talk lads that have got nothing to ther name to do the all the grafting

Do you want a blue peter badge or sumat

 

[Dacha]

Closer to £2500 than £1500.

 

[carys]

Do you want a blue peter badge or sumat

Got one

 

[lurpak]

Not to mention if ceilings are papered then they will need reboarding never mind stripping!

Why’s that? I’ve stripped loads of ceilings to find nice flat surface pva n skim done.

Dunno how you lot find the energy to over-board everything

Ps I’d want double the price for labour plus mats

 

[zombie]

Why’s that? I’ve stripped loads of ceilings to find nice flat surface pva n skim done.

Dunno how you lot find the energy to over-board everything

Ps I’d want double the price for labour plus mats

Jesus here we go again!

I would suspect a 1930s houses ceilings to be lat & lathe hence why now held up with lining paper!

Hence new plasterboard ceilings required!

 

[paulf]

There's 7 rooms, but get this, there's also a hall way and stairway plus up stairs landing and maybe a small vestibule. Kinda blows the room a day scenario out the window.

 

[zolco]

I put Algee on the job for £2.50 a meter, he bangs it out in 3 short days and I pocket a few hundred for doing sweet f**k all

 

[lurpak]

Jesus here we go again!

I would suspect a 1930s houses ceilings to be lat & lathe hence why now held up with lining paper!

Hence new plasterboard ceilings required!

Well if we’re imagining stuff I imagine the old gal to be a filthy milf so i’ll Do the lot for 1500 inc

 

[Cockney]

 

[lurpak]

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Friday was a flop so I’ll get the over-board police wound up

 

[ChrispyUK]

All papered ceilings on my next refurb (1930's house) are getting over boarded.

 

[carys]

Minus materials and expenses. Its a pittance.

Phoned Sam up I'm starting tomorow your loss lads 400pound a day finished in 3days I told him I can do cottage effect finish and he he's happy