Oh come on Geezer, f**k that! Measure straight through them.
Hello mate
You know you’re gonna be using that on you’re todger later!
You think I already haven'tYou know you’re gonna be using that on you’re todger later!
BonerM8s!!You think I already haven't
Chipolata.BonerM8s!!
Cocktail chipolataChipolata.
Ah, I see.Cocktail chipolata
Ah, I see.
Trying to Move with the times besides I've got no teeth and smoke rollupsWhat’s up with the Yorkshire way of estimating.....a sharp intake of air through the teeth, a pencil and the back of a fag packet.