Terrible Rendering competition

[Vincey]

Went to quote render job yesterday and gave me idea for thread.I always love seeing pictures of all the good jobs people post but what about the bad one's,sometimes I enjoy seeing them more than the good one's.There is loads round my way (not all done by me,lol) so there must be loads more when you lot are out and about..
Lets get it started..

 

[aspotofbother]

Finally a comp on here I might actually win.....
I will get one of those elusive mugs..... pint glass would be even nicer!!! [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji481] [emoji482]

 

[Marshy]

Finally a comp on here I might actually win.....
I will get one of those elusive mugs..... pint glass would be even nicer!!! [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji481] [emoji482]

The pint glasses are useless as mine is always empty !!

 

[aspotofbother]

The pint glasses are useless as mine is always empty !!

s**t, thought they came with free refills....

 

[Vincey]

This can't be beaten

 

[vfr12]

what planet are you living on

 

[markla]

Went to quote render job yesterday and gave me idea for thread.I always love seeing pictures of all the good jobs people post but what about the bad one's,sometimes I enjoy seeing them more than the good one's.There is loads round my way (not all done by me,lol) so there must be loads more when you lot are out and about..
Lets get it started..
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Is that your house vince

 

[GrantyBoy]

This can't be beaten
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I don't even know what I'm looking at here? have they rendered half way down the wall and painted it?

 

[Vincey]

I don't even know what I'm looking at here? have they rendered half way down the wall and painted it?

They done the top of an extension on a semi detached , painted it and left the rest of the extension on the right and underneath.

 

[GrantyBoy]

Class

 

[vfr12]

They done the top of an extension on a semi detached , painted it and left the rest of the extension on the right and underneath.

I bet they argued about the openings and how to charge for it

 

[vfr12]

This can't be beaten
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I think this picture will have no contest

 

[roryston]

Its almost as bad as the rendering next door, even the window sill has a sad face!

 

[Vincey]

I think this picture will have no contest

Come lads there must be more from round your areas ?.?

It's a competition

But I do have more

 

[zolco]

Come lads there must be more from round your areas ?.?

It's a competition

But I do have more

No rendering my way. All houses built from solid gold bars, if you don't believe me, ask pagey

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[Jgreenplastering]

Come lads there must be more from round your areas ?.?

It's a competition

But I do have more

There might be one popping up in the KT19 area soon if the other thread is anything to go by!


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[A.plasterer]

Take yer pic chances are there all pretty s**t all along the coast

 

[Vincey]

No rendering my way. All houses built from solid gold bars, if you don't believe me, ask pagey

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@Pagey @Pagey has gold slabs that are made of gold

 

[Danny]

This thread will be a sticky I am sure....

 

[Danny]

Went to quote render job yesterday and gave me idea for thread.I always love seeing pictures of all the good jobs people post but what about the bad one's,sometimes I enjoy seeing them more than the good one's.There is loads round my way (not all done by me,lol) so there must be loads more when you lot are out and about..
Lets get it started..
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Can I share that on IG?

 

[Vincey]

Can I share that on IG?

Yes no probs

 

[stuart23]

This one on gumtree advertising his Roughcasting skills

 

[clivo]

You won't beat this beauty, done by some subbies I had on for a short while [emoji30]

 

[A.plasterer]

You won't beat this beauty, done by some subbies I had on for a short while [emoji30]View attachment 12212

Is that house inflatable??

 

[Vincey]

You won't beat this beauty, done by some subbies I had on for a short while [emoji30]View attachment 12212

Wicked looks like a southerners monocouche job

 

[Vincey]

This one on gumtree advertising his Roughcasting skills

Not that @GrantyBoy is it ?

 

[Danny]

You won't beat this beauty, done by some subbies I had on for a short while [emoji30]View attachment 12212

makes you feel sea sick that one

 

[clivo]

makes you feel sea sick that one

Luckily it was a council contract so I made sure they inspected it on a dull day , I even got paid for it [emoji1][emoji1]

 

[Jgreenplastering]

You won't beat this beauty, done by some subbies I had on for a short while [emoji30]View attachment 12212

Jeez that is special that!


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[Vincey]

Come on,lets have it

 

[A.plasterer]

Meanwhile here on the Costa

 

[GrantyBoy]

This one on gumtree advertising his Roughcasting skills

One of my finer efforts.

 

[user__removed]

How did this happen on Blockwork

 

[uni-king]

All look bob on 2 me...

 

[puddove]

You won't beat this beauty, done by some subbies I had on for a short while [emoji30]View attachment 12212

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