That’s how yours should look

[Casper]

A hash head more like

 

[Ritch]

It's hard to do it fast and neat.
When skimming is a small part of the wider job, it's no challenge at all.

Get a room lover boys

 

[paulf]

U liar your a jar head

Boot neck, init.

 

[Stevieo]

Get a room lover boys

You can pack it in as well.
.I've seen the photos of you holding levels against walls long since set

 

[Stevieo]

Boot neck, init.

Not me

 

[paulf]

Get a room lover boys

To late they're off choosing coving.

 

[paulf]

Not me

I know.

 

[Stevieo]

I know.

Boot necks are RM

 

[paulf]

Boot necks are RM

I know that too, jar heads US marine corps.
Comics used to be like this.

 

[smoother09]

G** as f**k!

 

[Casper]

To late they're off choosing coving.

Aye but he doesn’t know how to fit it. Says he’s talented ffs

 

[zombie]

Oh Zombie I've missed you and your petty insults and bizarre threats.

It's not even Friday

You know I make yer complete!

 

[paulf]

Aye but he doesn’t know how to fit it. Says he’s talented ffs

Bet he'd love to give you covid 19, 20 ,21.......23 etc.

 

[Casper]

Where’s the wee handyman based?

 

[Cockney]

Where’s the wee handyman based?

Broadmoor

 

[choppa]

Since you bring it up, my work touches on patch plastering, small bits of rendering, skimming, boarding , small bits of joinery and generally whatever is required to turn shitholes into nice places.

All I sub out is the plumbing and electrical.

Am I a plasterer? No but the plastering necessary to do my bit of the job doesn't need one because skimming isn't hard, is it?

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s**t

 

[Steve Brown]

That's American marines and I was never a marine of any description

Hat

 

[Cockney]

Pratt

 

[Steve Brown]

?????

 

[Cockney]

?????

?????

 

[Retired Spread]

Are you a screaming homosexual, Carl?

transexual get it reet ye scootash c**t

 

[Casper]

Are you a giver or receiver?

 

[Stevieo]

Are you a giver or receiver?

What's for dinner gasper?

 

[Casper]

M&S best ever lasagne.

 

[paulf]

Are you a giver or receiver?

Wide receiver, I would think, gonna have to paint your b*ll***s orange to get into that game.
M&S lasagne, any c**t could do ten times better with simple ingredients.

 

[Casper]

You ever made a lasagne. Smart c**t?

 

[paulf]

You ever made a lasagne. Smart c**t?

f**k, even @Stevieo made lasagne, I'll bet @John j does a mean lasagne.

 

[Stevieo]

You ever made a lasagne. Smart c**t?

Too hard for you but not too hard for your Mrs.

She's away sucking dick while you think she's rolling that pasta.

 

[John j]

f**k, even @Stevieo made lasagne, I'll bet @John j does a mean lasagne.
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I actually do a f**k**g awsome lasagna. Yo u want recipe

 

[paulf]

I actually do a f**k**g awsome lasagna. Yo u want recipe

Yes, actually yes.

 

[Casper]

Too hard for you but not too hard for your Mrs.

She's away sucking dick while you think she's rolling that pasta.

You sound like you need your dick sucked. Shame you can’t get any wee slag to do it.

 

[Casper]

We’ve no time to f**k about making it. The s**t from M&S is as good as any.

 

[Cockney]

We’ve no time to f**k about making it. The s**t from M&S is as good as any.

 

[Stevieo]

We’ve no time to f**k about making it. The s**t from M&S is as good as any.

So finally you admit it.

You were well busted anyway

 

[Casper]

Away you go ya wee fanny