Get a life!Up early today, on it like a car bonnet , most people are off work for bank holiday relaxing, losers , cruised to work this morning no traffic at all , paradise, and better still it's peeing it down with rain anyway,
Just in now vin,were are you at bud?Up early today, on it like a car bonnet , most people are off work for bank holiday relaxing, losers , cruised to work this morning no traffic at all , paradise, and better still it's peeing it down with rain anyway,
It a southern thing bud!Oh the joys of being at home , cutting the grass or washing the car maybe even a trip to a diy store for you losers who are off
Oh the joys of being at home , cutting the grass or washing the car maybe even a trip to a diy store for you losers who are off
Up early today, on it like a car bonnet , most people are off work for bank holiday relaxing, losers , cruised to work this morning no traffic at all , paradise, and better still it's peeing it down with rain anyway,
Still in my bed. I'll ride the wife. Then I'll watch few episodes of Prison Break. Then ride the wife again. Get something to eat. Watch more prison break. That's the plan. It won't happen tho.
Plan f**k*d already. 2 kids in the bed now and Mickey mouse on tvThat's my sort of plan....... kids ruin everything lol.
I hope the neighbours weren't planning any lie ins today. There's a troop of shaved monkeys climbing around putting up scaffolding at Imago towers.
Plan f**k*d already. 2 kids in the bed now and Mickey mouse on tv
Let's hope none of them have air rifleThe neighbourhood is now being treated to a medley of Whitney Huston's hits being sung in a very loud Brummie accent. Because I'm up anyway it's funny, I doubt it'd be that amusing if I was trying to sleep, and I imagine it'd be a bit of a mood killer if you were planning on getting jiggy wid it.
Come on mate you was watching Mickey Mouse before the kids came inPlan f**k*d already. 2 kids in the bed now and Mickey mouse on tv
Come on mate you was watching Mickey Mouse before the kids came in
And pubs are openYou can't beat bank holiday, no traffic, parking is free so as congestion charge, like a dream
Not even the cafe open marshy, I'm gagging for a cuppaAnd pubs are open
Need to think about something else when you go to sleep at nightYou can't beat bank holiday, no traffic, parking is free so as congestion charge, like a dream
No Wetherspoons near you? Just follow the zombie like drunks and they will show you the way lol fry up and a pint £5 I think?Not even the cafe open marshy, I'm gagging for a cuppa
I do that every now and then but I end up having a proper wet dreamNeed to think about something else when you go to sleep at night
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There's a coffee place open down the road and coop and Saintsbury's no pubs just yet, trying to finish early tho, but no pub allowedNo Wetherspoons near you? Just follow the zombie like drunks and they will show you the way lol fry up and a pint £5 I think?
When the fuk did that start over there??thought that was just a holiday thing over here, think I was prob 20 last time I thought it was good idea to get up and drink some more. Fuk that!!No Wetherspoons near you? Just follow the zombie like drunks and they will show you the way lol fry up and a pint £5 I think?
Where I used to live if I nipped to the bank early doors you would see them all fagging it outside 8am waiting to go in??When the fuk did that start over there??thought that was just a holiday thing over here, think I was prob 20 last time I thought it was good idea to get up and drink some more. Fuk that!!
Still in my bed. I'll ride the wife. Then I'll watch few episodes of Prison Break. Then ride the wife again. Get something to eat. Watch more prison break. That's the plan. It won't happen tho.
I got a cup of tea. So farUp at 6.30 to go in today, other guy didn't turn up at my door at 7.15. Waited until after 8 for him then called it a day off. Brought the misses back upstairs, got the bag slapped for 15mins then tried to get back asleep. Could I sleep again, could I f**k
Now for good shower to wash the smell of fanny of my hands and face then Going to look at few doer upper cottages for sale today instead now that I can't sleep.
I got a cup of tea. So far
Yup just feeling sick thinking about it.Where I used to live if I nipped to the bank early doors you would see them all fagging it outside 8am waiting to go in??
Hide n seek could take on a whole new meaning , get the kids to count to a thousand and away you goThe plan is going more off track. Am going for a picnic ffs.
You sound bitterWe'll all prep works done just a tiny dinner break then bosh on a super mix , just thinking saved myself a fortune today bet loads of you offers went shopping with the mrs in the end , spending money on stuff you don't need
And what? You went cruising today what's new?Up early today, on it like a car bonnet , most people are off work for bank holiday relaxing, losers , cruised to work this morning no traffic at all , paradise, and better still it's peeing it down with rain anyway,