The new faster plaster

[BryanJ]

Lol, I'll whip you young ones any day of the week. Grapes? 8 cans of Guinness every night, and come Friday, 5 pints in the pub and 4 cans at home. Lol

Sounds like a good pension plan.
Drink yours self to an early grave, no need to save any money for your old age.

 

[Stewie03]

@canuck do you know what a brandy glass is used for

 

[themucky1]

@canuck do you know what a brandy glass is used for

No f**k*r does by the looks of it

 

[Monkey Boy]

No f**k*r does by the looks of it

I know

 

[Casper]

I know

I’ll put everyone straight, shall I? A brandy glass is shaped so you can nose tge glass and smell the brandy. It’s also known as a sniffer.

 

[BryanJ]

I’ll put everyone straight, shall I? A brandy glass is shaped so you can nose tge glass and smell the brandy. It’s also known as a sniffer.

 

[Monkey Boy]

I’ll put everyone straight, shall I? A brandy glass is shaped so you can nose tge glass and smell the brandy. It’s also known as a sniffer.

 

[canuck]

@canuck do you know what a brandy glass is used for

I do, but not telling anyone.

 

[hawkley1]

I've been plastering over 30 years new plaster no difference and no
quicker

 

[Stewie03]

I've been plastering over 30 years new plaster no difference and no
quicker

@Casper tell him about the new plaster that sets quicker

 

[John j]

No f**k*r does by the looks of it

Not what it's used for why it's designed for brandy . f**k me at times I.m sure I.m only educated one on here

 

[The Hobo]

A bit like

A bit like a muffer smell before you try

 

[Casper]

@Casper tell him about the new plaster that sets quicker

The daft c**ts obviously picked up the wrong bags.

 

[ChrispyUK]

I've been plastering over 30 years new plaster no difference and no
quicker

@handboardley1

 

[paulf]

Not what it's used for why it's designed for brandy . f**k me at times I.m sure I.m only educated one on here

There's "educated"* and then there's educated they're not the same thing.
*Google

 

[paulf]

@handboardley1

We need some forum guidance on this one
@ballsdeep
@Shitspread

 

[Casper]

We need some forum guidance on this one
@ballsdeep
@Shitspread

@ Sitemonkey

 

[paulf]

@ Shitemonkey

 

[Casper]

@ Apprenticemonkey

 

[Casper]

@ provisional licence monkey

 

[Monkey Boy]

@Monkey Boy

 

[paulf]

@Monkey Boy

You're like a fat bird at an orgy, be as well phoning a taxi and going home with a KFC boneless bucket.

 

[Monkey Boy]

You're like a fat bird at an orgy, be as well in a relationship with a boneless Irish man

 

[paulf]

Monkey boy does make up tips.

 

[Casper]

Monkey boy does make up tips.
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Cockneys old lady overdone it with the eyebrows again.

 

[Cockney]

Cockneys old lady overdone it with the eyebrows again.

Better looking than your old hag! Lol

 

[Casper]

Better looking than your old hag! Lol

Get your poor old girl a make over for Christmas ffs. Walking around with that moustache and hairy armpits

 

[The Apprentice]

One of these is an advert, the others the actual bag of FastSet

 

[Casper]

One of these is an advert, the others the actual bag of FastSet

Easy mistake to make. I’ve already picked up the wrong bag. Poor marketing from BG.

 

[Monkey Boy]

Easy mistake to make. I’ve already picked up the wrong bag. Poor marketing from BG.

Made me look twice on shelf

 

[FreeD]

Thanks for your decent reply. I've been in the trade for 34 years ( yes, old boy 62), I call the exterior back wall to the bedroom a window wall.
Gypsum have over the years produced there crap and I've called, written or emailed to say what the f@#k is this s**t. I have done so on this occasion of this ridiculous speed of the plaster.

I single Handley could do a 16ft x12ft ceiling no problem with the other plaster, but this new fast stuff, you'd require two plasters and a labourer.
Madness. They can't stop messing, Gypsum. Never know when they got a quality product. Lol.

Most of us dose the half time...you don't need to use a full sachet...half might be enough depending on how quick you want it set. Having said that there was a plasterer on here knocking up 6 bags of that fast set in a wheelie bin?

 

[Sitemonkey]

@ Sitemonkey

@suckmysalfordswordyajockwhppper

 

[tapit]

One of these is an advert, the others the actual bag of FastSet

A bit of an own goal with the advert on the bag. I have seen a lot of bad reviews due to the misunderstanding. This is what happens when accountants run big business. Yes sir, that's a great idea.

 

[algeeman]

Told my doctor how much I was drinking, sounded like a headless chicken on the phone, saying your drinking enough to kill an elephant.
Gave me 12 different blood tests, all came back normal, and I been drinking for 30 years. Stick to the Guinness. Lol.

why the fuuck would you ring your doctor


I call my brother

and end up worse than I started

 

[Casper]

Your doctor probably drinks more than you. Lol