theclemo
Private Member
Am really looking forward to u coming to Ireland now for when we go fishing and drinkingI think I do have tourettes or drunken s**t for brains syndrome (DSBS)
Am really looking forward to u coming to Ireland now for when we go fishing and drinkingI think I do have tourettes or drunken s**t for brains syndrome (DSBS)
You dont want to drink with me im a mong when I drink as you can tell.....i met a lad I used to work with in the pub the other day and he said "do you remember daisy" and I said "yeah is she the one with cracking body but hairy lip and f**k*d up teeth". he said "i just got married to her"Am really looking forward to u coming to Ireland now for when we go fishing and drinking
Now I really want to drink with you moreYou dont want to drink with me im a mong when I drink as you can tell.....i met a lad I used to work with in the pub the other day and he said "do you remember daisy" and I said "yeah is she the one with cracking body but hairy lip and f**k*d up teeth". he said "i just got married to her"
I suppose at least I said she had a cracking bodyNow I really want to drink with you more
That's brilliant. Best one I ever had was when out with lads in my early 20's older woman came out of pub swaying, absolutely smashed. One mate said "who's that slag" other mate said "that's my mum"You dont want to drink with me im a mong when I drink as you can tell.....i met a lad I used to work with in the pub the other day and he said "do you remember daisy" and I said "yeah is she the one with cracking body but hairy lip and f**k*d up teeth". he said "i just got married to her"