Just seen a van go by me with the plasterer written on the side in huge letters and mob number i am gonna get mine done but with THE c**t instead
Your wasted as a spread flynny you should be on the stage your so funnyjust take off the "OCK" and leave "THE C" and just add "UNT" and it should only cost a couple of quid
Your wasted as a spread flynny you should be on the stage your so funny
Ive seen one van near us it says " Skims like a butterfly, Floats like a bee " tosser
I saw one once it said "As smooth as you like"
Lol what a w4nker :RpS_laugh:
I saw one once it said "As smooth as you like"
Lol what a w4nker :RpS_laugh:
sure it wasn't a mobile waxing firm?
Was he on about the tarmac? :-0
Smooth as you like, sounds quite catchy.Bet you need to the beez knees to have that on ya van.
Well I wouldn't put it past him, i know that he goes dogging so I suppose a bit of back crack n sack waxing wouldnt bother him :RpS_unsure:
theres a right scummy one i see in enfield with the most beaten up rusty shite heap of a escort van ive ever seen it just says plasterer except it actually says pl s ter r half the letters have fallen off haha, the roof rack i some rotton battens tied on with some shoe laces haha and the middle of the rear number plate has some black **** all down it so you cnt see the whole thing haha:RpS_lol:
:RpS_lol::RpS_w00t::rolleyes):RpS_lol:Remember "Doug Warden"? :RpS_laugh:
Saw a builders advert in Wolvo once.. 'You've had the cowboys, now try the Indians'
SO you know he goes dogging do you.............?????:flapper:
Remember "Doug Warden"? :RpS_laugh:
:RpS_lol::RpS_w00t::rolleyes):RpS_lol:
Eh? How do you remember that? You wasn't on the forum then..
Or was you :-0
Eh? How do you remember that? You wasn't on the forum then..
Or was you :-0
Not at 8 spons a bag . I doubt it .It's a bit hard to know what looks best on your van regarding signs that is. but mark my word you will see a van with UNI Plasterers or words to that effect soon.
no i wasn't but when i read it a little bit of wee came out:RpS_w00t:Eh? How do you remember that? You wasn't on the forum then..
Or was you :-0