Think deanos been sent to the stand:RpS_crying:
You sound just like the grumpy old codger that lived next to me when i was a youngin. He put a knife through a couple of my 99p fly away footballs. Got my revenge though. Did anyone used to play s**t alight?????. s**t in some newspaper, scrunch it up. put it on someones doorstep. set the paper on fire. ring the doorbell. Then fewk off and hide. watch the old fella open the door then put out the fire with his foot and get s**t on his slippers................:RpS_thumbsup:If it comes over my wall I'm gonna bust the fkin thing:RpS_cursing:
You sound just like the grumpy old codger that lived next to me when i was a youngin. He put a knife through a couple of my 99p fly away footballs. Got my revenge though. Did anyone used to play s**t alight?????. s**t in some newspaper, scrunch it up. put it on someones doorstep. set the paper on fire. ring the doorbell. Then fewk off and hide. watch the old fella open the door then put out the fire with his foot and get s**t on his slippers................:RpS_thumbsup:
what did you want to do in the bedroom anyway? get to hers knickers?:RpS_w00t:Did a canny one when me and my sister fell out..........She always used to lock her bedroom door so when she was out i tipped a full tub of talcum powder along the gap of the bottom of the door. then got me mothers hair dryer and blew all the talc under the door. Couple of hours later when she came home with her marra's i heard what can only be discribed as a scream from a horror movie as she opened her bedroom door to find a light covering of talc all over here bedroom. some moments later she heard the same scream from me after a couple of lashing with the belt from me fatha..........the joys of being young.........took her a good couple of months to get talc out of all her worldly possessions.............bitch..................:RpS_laugh:
Just wanted to piss her off and mess her stuff up.............Goal achieved.........:RpS_thumbup:some of the lads still do that on here when they dont get paid
what did you want to do in the bedroom anyway? get to hers knickers?:RpS_w00t:
Just wanted to piss in her knicker draw and mess all over her stuff .............Goal achieved.........:RpS_thumbup:
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Waiting for the internationals to be played first Artipants :RpS_thumbup:
Im still tryin to thrash out a few deals,,,, feckin greedy agent barstardos :RpS_angry:By the way surely sheldon should be deducted points, fined, and a straight red card and a three match ban for his latest antics...... Or hang the suvern caniving barstardo :RpS_laugh:
i've been told to keep quiet boys! i was set up, the FA said im on probation and if i keep it clean till next transfer window all charges will be dropped :RpS_crying:
probation, charges dropped my arse if I could get you on the pitch I would half you in two, cantona,Terry hurlock, Roy kean style,:RpS_angry: Did you bribe the fa with some free clay.... :RpS_laugh:........... How's pip by the way:RpS_wub::RpS_laugh:i've been told to keep quiet boys! i was set up, the FA said im on probation and if i keep it clean till next transfer window all charges will be dropped :RpS_crying:
probation, charges dropped my arse if I could get you on the pitch I would half you in two, cantona,Terry hurlock, Roy kean style,:RpS_angry: Did you bribe the fa with some free clay.... :RpS_laugh:........... How's pip by the way:RpS_wub::RpS_laugh:
Yeh I'm fake, mmm was bubblebobble fake?
Rock on!!!! :RpS_crying:
Look, it was only because I had a look at your clay site and followed YOUR leads that I stumbled across them pics of Jane, trowel in hand, that's when I thought "I know that girl from somewhere"
YOU left the footprints marra and as penance you should write out 500 times 'It's a hawk not a handboard ' :RpS_thumbup: