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If your Mrs handbag like mine you could be a while small handbag and it's like Mary poppins has packed it amount of crap in it
 
If your Mrs handbag like mine you could be a while small handbag and it's like Mary poppins has packed it amount of crap in it

600 hundred handbags !!!
Ive had 2 wallets in my life and im nearly 38 or 39 i cant remember.
 
Dances with wolves is a good one I always liked the scene when he was onn his own living on thte prairie. I liked the jack reacher film last year but Tom Cruise played him which didn't make sense because in the book he is 6 foot 6. I liked that film with Tom Cruise last year when he kept dying but coming back to life . Another good one is Control about Ian Curtis from Joy Division and One Flew Over the Cookoos Nest
 
She keeps the house spotless ....but her car i wouldnt let a rat live in it ...what the hells about !!!!
Haha I think you live with my Mrs she pulls sofas out fridge out cleans the lot til it's sparkling gives me a coffee and on last mouthful I go to put down and she on it like a hawk saying I'm messing place up yet get in the car it's a mess the petrol light is on I go mad then go clean car out get it cleaned and fill it up to the brim I say if you run out of petrol with kids in car it won't be good rant for ages she agrees in right month later get in car and it's back how it was in sure she does it on purpose
 
Haha I think you live with my Mrs she pulls sofas out fridge out cleans the lot til it's sparkling gives me a coffee and on last mouthful I go to put down and she on it like a hawk saying I'm messing place up yet get in the car it's a mess the petrol light is on I go mad then go clean car out get it cleaned and fill it up to the brim I say if you run out of petrol with kids in car it won't be good rant for ages she agrees in right month later get in car and it's back how it was in sure she does it on purpose

And im sure she doesnt know where the local fuucking shop is !!!
 
lol. Thats a series mate. World at war was good for series and das Boot. I like Rick Stein anything he's in to do with cooking. I really like Cornwall been there a load of times I used to live in Mevagissey with an Italian bird. It wasyears ago now but she had a fanny like she was giving birth to kevin keegan
 
lol. Thats a series mate. World at war was good for series and das Boot. I like Rick Stein anything he's in to do with cooking. I really like Cornwall been there a load of times I used to live in Mevagissey with an Italian bird. It wasyears ago now but she had a fanny like she was giving birth to kevin keegan

My ex missus was trained by Rick Stein, she went on to become a michelline star chef, everyone assumed I ate like a king...bitch never made more than beans on toast [emoji36]
 
My ex missus was trained by Rick Stein, she went on to become a michelline star chef, everyone assumed I ate like a king...bitch never made more than beans on toast [emoji36]
My mrs is a chef but only bungs frozen Pizza in the oven. But then I do feck all in the way of home improvement so it works both ways.
 
My ex missus was trained by Rick Stein, she went on to become a michelline star chef, everyone assumed I ate like a king...bitch never made more than beans on toast [emoji36]

I do most of the cooking in my house...i only do breakfast at weekends.
I try showing the young ones the difference between good food and shite.
But the difference in what my kids eat is unreal.
Hopefuly they will learn and not live on the junk thats sold nowadays.

Tonight was 2 lamb chops each for them
Jersey royals with green beans.
9 year old swapped her chops with the 6 year olds spuds n beans.
Both plates empty .
1 meat eater
1 veggy thing!!

Last night was lousiana ribs corn and rice....same story again !!
 
I do most of the cooking in my house...i only do breakfast at weekends.
I try showing the young ones the difference between good food and shite.
But the difference in what my kids eat is unreal.
Hopefuly they will learn and not live on the junk thats sold nowadays.

Tonight was 2 lamb chops each for them
Jersey royals with green beans.
9 year old swapped her chops with the 6 year olds spuds n beans.
Both plates empty .
1 meat eater
1 veggy thing!!

Last night was lousiana ribs corn and rice....same story again !!

Sundays a rest...pancakes at weatherspoons and a carvery later on....
Just an excuse for me to drink pints all day !!
 
I use to do the same. Breakfast at Tobys then in the afternoon we would all go back to Tobys for the carvery it works out cheaper than buying it and like you say you can have a few pints. Lazy sunday.
 
My ex missus was trained by Rick Stein, she went on to become a michelline star chef, everyone assumed I ate like a king...bitch never made more than beans on toast [emoji36]
My Mrs was trained by no one and uses the smoke alarm as a timer for when food is ready
 
I use to do the same. Breakfast at Tobys then in the afternoon we would all go back to Tobys for the carvery it works out cheaper than buying it and like you say you can have a few pints. Lazy sunday.

Pancakes
Pleasure beach
Back to carvery
Kids homework
Talk some shite on tpf
Watch a film off this thread
Wank
Then its head down arse up for the rest of the week to pay fot it all !!!!!!!
 
Dances with wolves is a good one I always liked the scene when he was onn his own living on thte prairie. I liked the jack reacher film last year but Tom Cruise played him which didn't make sense because in the book he is 6 foot 6. I liked that film with Tom Cruise last year when he kept dying but coming back to life . Another good one is Control about Ian Curtis from Joy Division and One Flew Over the Cookoos Nest
Agree, the reacher books are good, but casting a midget to play a giant ruined it for me.
 
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