Trowel keyring

[Cockney]

Be careful mate. Last time you said that everyone went into loch doon

Nah only the sweatiest sweaty’s did. You included

 

[essexandy]

@essexandy your trowels turned up mate

Can't put anything down on some jobs.

 

[Casper]

Nah only the sweatiest sweaty’s did. You included

When is your neW Skoda arriving?

 

[tapit]

Do we get a free roll of tapit tape with them if we buy one?

Not unless they cost about £20 each.

 

[Cockney]

When is your neW Skoda arriving?

We picked up the new motor last Sunday from the Bayerische Motoren Werke. That’s service for you. Thanks for asking!

 

[John j]

We picked up the new motor last Sunday from the Bayerische Motoren Werke. That’s service for you. Thanks for asking!

Bless you dont half look after fatha in law

 

[Casper]

He’s full of shite lol

 

[Cockney]

He’s full of shite lol

The kids love the ambient lighting.

 

[smoother09]

Where's my miniature trowel freebies? This guy starts a thread then does one!!

 

[Casper]

The kids love the ambient lighting.

Been down Halfords then

 

[Cockney]

Been down Halfords then

Not bad for you sweaty boy!

 

[Monkeynuts39]

Im more than just a trowel and f**k*d if I want to be reminded every time I get my keys, be good to use on a day rate

 

[Monkey Boy]

Im more than just a trowel and f**k*d if I want to be reminded every time I get my keys, be good to use on a day rate

 

[Casper]

I love the trowel. I’ve got them everywhere. Even use them as door handles. Very arty.

 

[Casper]

Not bad for you sweaty boy!

Those new 1 series look nice. Bit small but ideal as a runaround with the kids

 

[MakeItSmooth]

Where's my miniature trowel freebies? This guy starts a thread then does one!!

Maybe because I saw right through him and immediately called him out on it!

Just saying what I saw: a transparently obvious setup for a sales pitch SPAMMING session.

 

[Monkeynuts39]

could it be because he’s got a tiny tool? Probably hiding in the girls toilet

 

[Cockney]

Those new 1 series look nice. Bit small but ideal as a runaround with the kids

Far to small for our liking.

 

[Casper]

Far to small for our liking.

That’s why you’re better off with the Octavia estate

 

[Cockney]

That’s why you’re better off with the Octavia estate

Has it got a decent size glovebox???

 

[Casper]

Has it got a decent size glovebox???

Open it and see. Don’t be shy!

 

[Cockney]

Open it and see. Don’t be shy!

Ain’t you got a turd to polish?

 

[Casper]

Ain’t you got a turd to polish?

No. I ain’t got a Skoda

 

[Cockney]

No. I have got a Skoda

 

[tapit]

Where's my miniature trowel freebies? This guy starts a thread then does one!! View attachment 61124

Agree, you don't see me starting threads and then f**k**g off.

 

[smoother09]

Agree, you don't see me starting threads and then f**k**g off.

Your like chewing gum stuck in hair!

 

[Monkey Boy]

Your like chewing gum stuck in pubes!