F*****g builders merchants putting em next to coffee machine!
Theve de-masculated me the sneaky bastards!!!
Just like harribos next to till in petrol station I'm weak!!!!
Trowels for sale
- Thread starter lurpak
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F*****g builders merchants putting em next to coffee machine!
Theve de-masculated me the sneaky bastards!!!
Just like harribos next to till in petrol station I'm weak!!!!
You dont want 1 of them there crap you want a nice new plaziflex instead pal!
megamix
Well-Known Member
Ok mate if you don’t get a payment for any let me know . I’ll send ASAP. Personally if they were mine I’d keep all of them . You’ll never need to buy a trowel again
lurpak
Artex Boy
Got 3 mt’s now. Gonna give the labourer my oldest one now I’ve got a new’n
paulf
Well-Known Member
Free DNA though
paulf
Well-Known Member
Used boxers I think.
Cockney
Well-Known Member
hollybank
Private Member
With the price tag still on?
paulf
Well-Known Member
Thinks that's extra.
lurpak
Artex Boy
14 day straight. Tagged. Unwashed (all the trimmings) vacuum packed. £69.99 delivered to your door.
Discreet service. No returns.
Is this the same as lock stock and two smoking barrels?.....they send you a check and then you say you can’t send them and return the check from you’re other company called “arse ticklers, f****t fan club” so no one is willing to take the check into the bank and cash it? Haha
lurpak
Artex Boy
when I watched that, I thought that’s a f**k**g great idea
Yeah I thought the same lol
John j
Mono Don
paulf
Well-Known Member
paulf
Well-Known Member
algeeman
It’s A Boy
pants??
essexandy
The Lake Governor
Well you shouldn't have gone to get a skinny moccho latte, or whatever it is you poofs drink, should you.
#lostallrespect
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
Is the saucepan it’s dog bowl?
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
Tis. Her water bowl anyway.
I don't live with a woman so not for me plastic tat with pictures of little bones and paw prints on it.