Unhappy with plaster work, am I being unreasonable.

[ChrispyUK]

Is anybody real on here anymore?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

It probably would of been like throwing a tooth pick down a wishing well any way.

Lol I love these expressions! ....

Like a clowns pockets

A wizards sleeve

Waving a wand round the town hall

Throwing a sausage down an alley!

 

[lurpak]

Lol I love these expressions! ....

Like a clowns pockets

A wizards sleeve

Waving a wand round the town hall

Throwing a sausage down an alley!

Like a Yawning hippo

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Like a Yawning hippo

A fiat 500 in the Mersey tunnel!

 

[David2820]

Like punching smoke

 

[Cockney]

Like a Fag butt in an ashtray!

 

[lurpak]

Like a Fag butt in an ashtray!

 

[Retired Spread]

done more lengths than Michael Phelps

 

[lurpak]

So wheres the plasterering pics? It's Monday.

 

[lurpak]

I reckon her fella caught her flirting on plastering forum and made her take profile pic down lol

 

[essexandy]

I reckon her fella caught her flirting on plastering forum and made her take profile pic down lol

I reckon HIS fella caught HIM flirting on plastering forum.

 

[lurpak]

I reckon HIS fella caught HIM flirting on plastering forum.

So true but I'm still engulfed in the fantasy that it was actually a woman.

One day. One day

 

[Gavine The First]

Like a Yawning hippo

Like a gutted trout .

 

[Marshy]

Even if her flaps were like horses saddle bags I'd have shagged it

 

[Retired Spread]

hammered more times than ray mears tent pegs

 

[Retired Spread]

more balls on her face than a circus sea lion

 

[Retired Spread]

handled more stiffs than Quincy

 

[Retired Spread]

Even if her flaps were like horses saddle bags I'd have shagged it

10cc's of harry down her gregory

 

[lurpak]

hammered more times than ray mears tent pegs

Just curbed van laughing at that

 

[Dropsalot]

More pricks than a second hand dartboard.........

 

[lurpak]

More pricks than a second hand dartboard.........

Too original mate theres some corkers on here

 

[Dropsalot]

I’ve read em, very funny. But what about The plastering?

 

[lurpak]

I’ve read em, very funny. But what about The plastering?

Her bf banned her from forum as me n marshy nearly did a joe fritzl on her

 

[Dropsalot]

Think you,may mean....”his”.......bf.....but you gotta love,a trier

 

[lurpak]

Think you,may mean....”his”.......bf.....but you gotta love,a trier

I've invested that much time in her, wouldn't matter is her was a he. It's getting dealt regardless

 

[Dropsalot]

This internet can be a misleading place.......loads,of people think I can plaster.......pffft

 

[Marshy]

Her bf banned her from forum as me n marshy nearly did a joe fritzl on her

I was going to suggest us teaming up and spit roasting it.

 

[Cockney]

I was going to suggest us teaming up and spit roasting it.

Oi @Marshy dont leave me out son! I’ll fill the 3rd slot up! I’m not fussy I’ll take what’s left! Hahahahaha. X

 

[Retired Spread]

cocked more times than John Wayne's rifle

 

[Retired Spread]

drilled more times than a Saudi oil field

 

[Tinytom]

Fanny like a badly packed kebab

 

[Tinytom]

Like throwing a javelin up m1

 

[choppa]

Like plastering a light well

 

[jamesthefirst]

Oi @Marshy dont leave me out son! I’ll fill the 3rd slot up! I’m not fussy I’ll take what’s left! Hahahahaha. X

Just a curve ball sorry it’s not on topic but reckon we should have a footy ball section @Danny
How will the hammers do this year cockney?

 

[Marshy]

Oi @Marshy dont leave me out son! I’ll fill the 3rd slot up! I’m not fussy I’ll take what’s left! Hahahahaha. X

Mate you jump on in as you broke the ice . You and @lurpak argue for muff and mouth as the was is mine