unusual tips

[irish_spread]

Gotta BJ once, and, yes it was a female. Kind of :RpS_blushing:

 

[MANHILLSIDE]

I got some haggis, bagpipes, a kilt, some porridge in a draw, a bairn, a bonnet, a few cans of tennents, a caber, and a wee dram o scotch whiskey. Och aye the noo!

 

[Fatarm]

:RpS_laugh:.......
nae tattie scones:rolleyes)

 

[MANHILLSIDE]

:RpS_laugh:.......
nae tattie scones:rolleyes)

I turned them doon!

 

[Fatarm]

I got some haggis, bagpipes, a kilt, some porridge in a draw, a bairn, a bonnet a few cans of tennents, a caber, and a wee dram o scotch whiskey. Och aye the noo!

Wtf,s a bonnet???? ............you mean a bunnet......:RpS_laugh:

 

[MANHILLSIDE]

Wtf,s a bonnet???? ............you mean a bunnet......:RpS_laugh:

Scotch bonnet (pepper) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Dr.B]

I was given a marrow as a tip.

 

[Fatarm]

Scotch bonnet (pepper) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[bubbles65]

I was given a modified racing snail, old boy had it's shell removed to improve the aerodynamics, didn't work though if anything it made it more sluggish.

A tortoise was beaten up by 2 snails and a slug but when the coppers asked what had happened the the tortoise said he didn't know, cos it all happened so fast :RpS_thumbup:

 

[4x4]

I found a tortoise in my front garden last year.
I picked it up and lobbed it over the road.
A week later there's a knock at the door. I opened the door to see the tortoise standing there looking pissed off and saying
"What the he'll did you do that for"

 

[Jace]

Gotta BJ once, and, yes it was a female. Kind of :RpS_blushing:

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