Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
I feel so foolish, I had no idea you’d been being nice to me..
And you could have bought me a drink if you and your phone weren’t members of the archaic spazmatron association!
I wasn't being nice to you...Swap 'you' for 'people with hands like that'.
I was hoping you'd be buying me a drink when I gave you my number, to be fair.