tapit
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Feed the ducks in the pond.I bought the cheapest because most of it will probably be thrown away.
Feed the ducks in the pond.I bought the cheapest because most of it will probably be thrown away.
What margarine? Weird ducks round your way. Not sure why that surprised me.Feed the ducks in the pond.
Get taxman to buy it for you, Imago said it's ok.Right, drove transit 20 plate, really liked it, absolutely top of the top of vans. Would love one but payments are fair but high. Then later today I looked at 17 plate transit custom and although quite basic compared to 20 plate the payments and deposit are piss cheap and I would own the van at the end. It's got 30k miles and full service history. Any thoughts? Cheers.
You cannot put the cost of a new van through one years tax bill.I had a call from my accountant some years ago, it went something like this; "Andy you've had a really good year and are going to get a big tax bill unless you buy something big for the business. Maybe buy a new van? You can either spend big and have something to show for it or just pay it in tax, your choice." I went and bought a Vito on the last day of the tax year.
Try and push for an 18 plate if you can - that’s the new shape and the tech is current.Right, drove transit 20 plate, really liked it, absolutely top of the top of vans. Would love one but payments are fair but high. Then later today I looked at 17 plate transit custom and although quite basic compared to 20 plate the payments and deposit are piss cheap and I would own the van at the end. It's got 30k miles and full service history. Any thoughts? Cheers.
A bit of cranberry chutney on that and its gods-foodI'm actually sat by my lake enjoying some pâté that has been spread on to a rustic loaf using a spork.View attachment 53228
Every1 knows this,ive had a accountant for about 30 years so I know whats what.people saying taxman pays for it is laughable,yes you get the outlay back off your tax in some way but it takes years and isn't as straightforward as the saying oh well tax man pays for my van hahahahaYou cannot put the cost of a new van through one years tax bill.
It would have to be written down over about 4 years minimum.
Whats monthly payments on 20 plate that your forwarding to taxman? Because he's buying it for you at end of day so make sure you ring hmrc on Monday to make sure there have got the coffers as times are tight so ask rishi 1stRight, drove transit 20 plate, really liked it, absolutely top of the top of vans. Would love one but payments are fair but high. Then later today I looked at 17 plate transit custom and although quite basic compared to 20 plate the payments and deposit are piss cheap and I would own the van at the end. It's got 30k miles and full service history. Any thoughts? Cheers.
f**k, if taxman is paying might as well go for vw transporter + hookers on the backWhats monthly payments on 20 plate that your forwarding to taxman? Because he's buying it for you at end of day so make sure you ring hmrc on Monday to make sure there have got the coffers as times are tight so ask rishi 1st
Ye you see how it works,you pay say £320 a month for top of range van and tax man gives you it all back at end of tax year year,that's how it works you see hahahahaf**k, if taxman is paying might as well go for vw transporter + hookers on the back
Every1 knows this,ive had a accountant for about 30 years so I know whats what.people saying taxman pays for it is laughable,yes you get the outlay back off your tax in some way but it takes years and isn't as straightforward as the saying oh well tax man pays for my van hahahaha
PURCHASING A VAN THROUGH YOUR LIMITED COMPANY
Vans are classified as plant and machinery for tax purposes. As such they qualify for 100% allowances under the Annual Investment Allowance regime. This means you get a deduction for 100% of the cost to reduce your company’s taxable profits.
CAA01/S38A and S38B, S51A to S51N
What is the Annual Investment Allowance (AIA)?
The AIA is effectively a 100% first-year allowance for business expenditure on almost all plant or machinery (apart from cars) capped at a maximum allowance. It is available to businesses regardless of their size or legal form.
I dont know why you even bother ....Oh dear gentlemen, you really don't have a scooby do you? You can use depreciation and spread it over a period of years, or you can take the lot off in one years as a capital investment.You choose which method suits you and your business best.
It's one thing to not know something, but to argue against something when you haven't a clue takes a special kind of tw4t. What a pair of utter clowns. Paying an accountant for 30 years to do what? Lick your stamps?
Do you believe what HMTC say or do you know better than them as well you absolute whoppers?
I was wondering when my monkey was coming to the party,dance monkey danceOh dear gentlemen, you really don't have a scooby do you? You can use depreciation and spread it over a period of years, or you can take the lot off in one years as a capital investment.You choose which method suits you and your business best.
It's one thing to not know something, but to argue against something when you haven't a clue takes a special kind of tw4t. What a pair of utter clowns. Paying an accountant for 30 years to do what? Lick your stamps?
Do you believe what HMRC say or do you know better than them as well you absolute whoppers?
Like tapytape?As an aside patents, trademarks etc. do not depreciate in value.
I didn't think it would be that easy hahahaI dont know why you even bother ....
Its the tape King and cockyboy ffs
Neither did I.I didn't think it would be that easy hahaha
I was wondering when my monkey was coming to the party,dance monkey dance
Thing is its easy on hereNeither did I.
Ye course you are imago,course you are hahahaNah I'm fine, just p1ssing myself laughing really, sometimes it's hard to believe just how difficult it can be to get info into a dense object.
Ye course you are imago,course you are hahaha
Like tapytape?
Thanks for thatI genuinely am, there's no worries on this side.
If it amuses you to leave written evidence that you haven't the first clue about running a business why would it concern me? Equally you bullsh1tting about having an accountant for 30 years causes me no pain. It's a strange hobby granted, but you're doing no one else any harm so crack on and enjoy yourself.
I bit like a hungry hippo at the 'warning' that's all, and freely admit you scored a bullseye there. Points awarded for that one.
Thanks for that
Same thing if you use annual allowance for full amount of van cost you still pay majority of cost for van.Oh dear gentlemen, you really don't have a scooby do you? You can use depreciation and spread it over a period of years, or you can take the lot off in one years as a capital investment.You choose which method suits you and your business best.
It's one thing to not know something, but to argue against something when you haven't a clue takes a special kind of tw4t. What a pair of utter clowns. Paying an accountant for 30 years to do what? Lick your stamps?
Do you believe what HMRC say or do you know better than them as well you absolute whoppers?
Again..thanks for thatNo problem, credit where it's due.
It was possibly a little too good though, enough to confirm your original ID.
Exactly.Like tapytape?
Yeh...you can tell the fakers quite easilyThing is its easy on here
I genuinely am, there's no worries on this side.
If it amuses you to leave written evidence that you haven't the first clue about running a business why would it concern me? Equally you bullsh1tting about having an accountant for 30 years causes me no pain. It's a strange hobby granted, but you're doing no one else any harm so crack on and enjoy yourself.
I bit like a hungry hippo at the 'warning' that's all, and freely admit you scored a bullseye there. Points awarded for that one.
Some are thick as a brick...
Na...they really are thickand some have quite admirable skill in wind ups with far more patience than most for such games.
You ain’t based in Glasgow by any chance are you??Some people are happy to drive old vans around, my astra is eleven years old and i do ok with work, always have plenty on, get most of my stuff delivered, mostly screed anyway so no expensive van could cater for that.
Never understand all this brand new van tripe, gang of plasterers round my way all drive spankers top of the range vans- but their work is shocking !!
Book by its cover and all that