Van

[Casper]

limited eh? that one of mine is a trend, so its got cruise control, electrics, heated window screen etc and its a 280.
its thirsty enough as it is i only get around 25 to the gallon when im towing my machine.
does remapping not void the warranty?

limited has all that of the trend plus heated seat, 6 disc CD, black paint, velour seats and a chiller cabinet for ya champagne :RpS_cool:

And yes, remapping, if detected will invalidate the warranty.

 

[TonyM]

limited has all that of the trend plus heated seat, 6 disc CD, black paint, velour seats and a chiller cabinet for ya champagne :RpS_cool:

And yes, remapping, if detected will invalidate the warranty.

A lot of remapping companies will tell you that their maps are undetectable. That is utter b*ll***s. Car and van manufacturers don't spend millions on Research & Development, NOT be able to tell if someone has altered the files in the ECU. The new Transporters ECU actually has anti-mapping software installed which is why it's taken the tuners longer to develop a way of remapping it.

 

[kebab king]

Its a van for **** sake,if you want to pose or go quick get a motorbike, and a Porsche.

 

[TonyM]

Its a van for **** sake,if you want to pose or go quick get a motorbike, and a Porsche.

Yes, but there is something about overtaking cars, in a van, at over a ton that gives me a boner. I'm sure Casper has experienced it to.

 

[kebab king]

Fair enough

 

[owls]

the way i see it, a van is your biggest tool for your business, and i spend half my life in mine.
so why drive an old banger,pLus its tax deductable anyhow, so id rather pay it to mr ford than mr Osborne.

 

[TonyM]

the way i see it, a van is your biggest tool for your business, and i spend half my life in mine.
so why drive an old banger,pLus its tax deductable anyhow, so id rather pay it to mr ford than mr Osborne.

Or in my case, Mr Hitler.
Who do you think you are kidding?

 

[Casper]

Had mine serviced today and a couple of minor issues..........£502

 

[TonyM]

Had mine serviced today and a couple of minor issues..........£502

Ouch! I phoned the main dealers and booked mine in for its 1st service earlier. Been quoted £170. BTW, that's after 25k miles too.

 

[Casper]

WTF Tony? 25K for its 1st?

 

[bubbles65]

I'm too poor to spend good money like that, but at least I'm a self-made pauper:RpS_thumbup:

 

[Casper]

lol You could buy a van with all those £2 coins you've been saving bubbles :RpS_laugh:

 

[bubbles65]

Ha ha......................I'm saving something else now, but I'll show you all at Xmas (you in particular will like it:RpS_wink: )

 

[Casper]

Don't tell me. Fibres aff yer carpet? lol

 

[bubbles65]

Whit for? a rug for yer heed? :RpS_thumbsup:

 

[Casper]

lol there's not enough fibres in that threadbare puppy to make a highland jig.

 

[bubbles65]

:RpS_laugh: Highland jig!

 

[Nisus]

Casper I've got a few highland jigs if
you need one :rolleyes)

 

[bubbles65]

One of the ex-landlords of my old local had 3 different wigs, cut at different lengths to make it look like it was growing, the daft c**t:RpS_laugh:

 

[Casper]

Aye send one up lee. Ive ran oot of s**t paper

 

[Nisus]

One of the ex-landlords of my old local had 3 different wigs, cut at different lengths to make it look like it was growing, the daft c**t:RpS_laugh:

:RpS_laugh: Funny how they always think no one knows but its so obvious.

 

[bubbles65]

:RpS_laugh: Funny how they always think no one knows but its so obvious.

Ha ha ........they were a ginger-ish colour, so when his moustache went grey it didn't help :RpS_biggrin:

 

[TonyM]

WTF Tony? 25K for its 1st?

Yes mate. The van tells you when it needs one, and the new 2.0 ltr CRD engines service interval is mahoosive.

 

[bubbles65]

Best story I heard about wigs was when one of the local hard-cases who used to wear a wig had a fight with someone. His wig fell off and the bloke he was fighting reckoned he was doing alright "until that bald headed fker jumped in" :RpS_lol:

 

[Nisus]

I cleaned my van in the unit today seen as it was getting durrty..

 

[TonyM]

Shiny shiny

 

[Nisus]

cleaned the inside aswell while I was at it..

 

[Casper]

That looks the business mate. Love the grey leather AND the satnav. I'm very, very jealous. lol