Want to learn the trade

[JessThePlasterer]

oo dat?

YouTube bad to be a bad uncle

 

[essexandy]

I dont have 1

@Danny you're needed.

 

[paulf]

YouTube bad to be a bad uncle

 

[Stevieo]

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[Vincey]

@Danny you're needed.

Just get a tent off eBay would be better job

 

[paulf]

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Suits you.

 

[Stevieo]

Suits you.

Here's yours.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Here's yours.

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What a waste!!!!! Outrageous!!!!!

You could have brought this out when waltman was still here!!

 

[paulf]

Here's yours.

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Gonna pass on that

 

[paulf]

What a waste!!!!! Outrageous!!!!!

You could have brought this out when waltman was still here!!

Wasted it on me. Idiot

 

[Deleted member 32554]

Hey

I am a 29 yr old female from London,looking to get into plastering from being a deccy for two years. Any advice please?

Are you from isle of dogs , did a bit of labouring for Bryn a few months back?

 

[Stevieo]

Are you from isle of dogs , did a bit of labouring for Bryn a few months back?

Are you from Croydon? Lived next doot to a fella called Abid a few years ago.

 

[Deleted member 32554]

Are you from Croydon? Lived next doot to a fella called Abid a few years ago.

Pay me £200 a day and you can call me what you want , my mother said " did you go to the clinic after last time " as you haven't been round for your " usual " for a while

 

[Andy g]

Serious smh. Should i do plumbing instead?

How it going u made your mind up on what trade

 

[JessThePlasterer]

For all the graft and aggro plastering is still the coolest trade by far.

 

[Titch]

For all the graft and aggro plastering is still the coolest trade by far.

How? Some1 told me it hard on the back

 

[JessThePlasterer]

How? Some1 told me it hard on the back

It just is. Plasterers are like the astronauts of trade!

It’s hard work but if you don’t mind a graft it’s fine. I wouldn’t be put off because it’s physically demanding, you just get used to it. I would suggest offering some free labour to someone just to try it out and see if it’s for you

 

[Stevieo]

It just is. Plasterers are like the astronauts of trade!

It’s hard work but if you don’t mind a graft it’s fine. I wouldn’t be put off because it’s physically demanding, you just get used to it. I would suggest offering some free handjobs to someone just to try it out and see if it’s for you

.

 

[Titch]

Kool how long u been at it? Did you do an apprenticeship or college

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Kool how long u been at it? Did you do an apprenticeship or college

About 8years now. I laboured for builders. They taught me and I went to college. The rest you learn as you go. Still learning. Better than being a plumber dealing with saniflows! Or an electrician! They’re the traffic wardens of trade!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

.

Thanks Steve!! Got my words all jumbled there!

 

[Titch]

Aint plumbers and sparks on decent money

 

[Stevieo]

Thanks Steve!! Got my words all jumbled there!

Fort so. Happy to help, as always.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Aint plumbers and sparks on decent money

Yup!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Fort so. Happy to help, as always.

What are you drinking this evening that’s made you go all cockney?!

 

[Stevieo]

What are you drinking this evening that’s made you go all cockney?!

I've been reading Olivier Twist. Nothing to do with drink.

Actually, it was because I made a typo a post or two ago.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I've been reading Olivier Twist. Nothing to do with drink.

Actually, it was because I made a typo a post or two ago.

Ah I see, covered your tracks nicely via continuity..... clever. Initially stupid but then clever!

 

[Stevieo]

Ah I see, clever!

I cut the unnecessary for you.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I cut the unnecessary for you.

I want to smite you.... unfortunately I have a hangover from my bout of afternoon drinking.

Ugh, might crack a beer open.... come back guns blazing

 

[Stevieo]

I want to smite you.... unfortunately I have a hangover from my bout of afternoon drinking.

Ugh, might crack a beer open.... come back guns blazing

Smiting, you say? I'll look forward to it. But if you're going to beat my ass, you need to realise that I've no money.

Unless you mean like Biblical smiting, like what happened to poor ole Walty? You could give it a go.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Smiting, you say? I'll look forward to it. But if you're going to beat my ass, you need to realise that I've no money.

Unless you mean like Biblical smiting, like what happened to poor ole Walty? You could give it a go.

At least you’re a proper adversary.... walty was way too easy. Not to mention dumb as f**k.

I’ll see how my beer goes down, trying to take the edge off

 

[Stevieo]

At least you’re a proper adversary.... walty was way too easy. Not to mention dumb as f**k.

I’ll see how my beer goes down, trying to take the edge off

I have one beer left, so you have a little time but don't take the piss. If I'm asleep when I get smited, it'll fall flat on its face won't it.

Ho Ho Ho, that's you told.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I have one beer left, so you have a little time but don't take the piss. If I'm asleep when I get smited, it'll fall flat on its face won't it.

Ho Ho Ho, that's you told.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

If your unconscious and dribbling when I go on the attack that only reflects poorly on yourself.

It also makes you look old and likely incontinent

 

[Stevieo]

If your unconscious and dribbling when I go on the attack that only reflects poorly on yourself.

It also makes you look old and likely incontinent

You're. YOU'RE. YOU'RE

IF YOU ARE.

YOU /A/RE

YOU'RE

YOU ILLITERATE F*&^%$G F*&^%R

 

[JessThePlasterer]

You're. YOU'RE. YOU'RE

IF YOU ARE.

YOU /A/RE

YOU'RE

YOU ILLITERATE F*&^%$G F*&^%R

Godfuckingsuckit!!!!