What tipple tonight?

[Cockney]

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Another hotel - more cracked plasterwork. More Prosecco

Stop fannying about and get some laces! Ffs

 

[Lastlaff]

Got the missus looking for some

 

[Cockney]

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Got the missus looking for some

Nice one!
Don’t tell me them f**k**g things have got light up soles as well!

 

[paulf]

Nice one!
Don’t tell me them f**k**g things have got light up soles as well!
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f**k that check that ceiling more waves than a Mexican football match.

 

[John j]

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Got the missus looking for some

You find things better naked tell her

 

[Cockney]

You find things better naked tell her

 

[Cockney]

f**k that check that ceiling more waves than a Mexican football match.

#flexitrowel

 

[paulf]

You find things better naked tell her

Oh john you filthy animal.

 

[paulf]

#flexitrowel

Sorry what?, @John j just put thoughts in my head.