So why would it be the Mrs sponging off the NHS and not me?
If I had a look in your van, how many plastic trowels would I fine?
Speedskim?
Plaziflex?
s*p*r*lex?
Shitflex?
You're the type of guy to carry around a dish washing sponge to use as a sponge float, aren't ya.
Plastic OneCoatRobbo.