Worked 2 days on this job

[Andy g]

You should get in to tv and film's @Andy g do work as an extra, being serious btw.

What could I be in

 

[taylorhendersonplastering]

So tax man get is bit and esso get his bit petrol ,van is playing up so machine gets his bit ,thing i will get my bit on friday so depressing

Life’s a bitch mate then you die..keep your chin up half the country lives under the comfortable bracket..most weeks and months are the same for me i wonder why I bother sometimes but we live in hope of winning the lottery ...

 

[Andy g]

Life’s a bitch mate then you die..keep your chin up half the country lives under the comfortable bracket..most weeks and months are the same for me i wonder why I bother sometimes but we live in hope of winning the lottery ...

Nice one mate

 

[Gibbo]

I have a big head and small cock ,my jeans are wrong way round

You have now given it away as a piss take fair play for going so long

 

[Andy g]

You have now given it away as a piss take fair play for going so long

What say is true ,I told u lot before but no 1 is listening to me

 

[paulf]

I have a big head and small cock ,my jeans are wrong way round

Stop getting dressed in the dark then.

 

[taylorhendersonplastering]

Nice one mate

At least you Are doing your bit and getting out of bed in the mornings unlike half the bums that are claiming this that and everything else.it will come good for you soon mate

 

[paulf]

What could I be in

Lord of the rings, you'd be a great troll.

 

[Gibbo]

At least you Are doing your bit and getting out of bed in the mornings unlike half the bums that are claiming this that and everything else.it will come good for you soon mate

I doubt it

 

[Andy g]

At least you Are doing your bit and getting out of bed in the mornings unlike half the bums that are claiming this that and everything else.it will come good for you soon mate

I have pulled my self together a bit but plastering and depressing is a bad cocktail

 

[Andy g]

Lord of the rings, you'd be a great troll.

What the f**k a troll

 

[paulf]

I have pulled my self together a bit but plastering and depressing is a bad cocktail

What the f**k a troll

A big baldy b*****d.

 

[Andy g]

A big baldy b*d.

Yes shek

 

[djfleming22]

This is you Andy g

 

[Andy g]

This is you Andy g

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I go to sleep talk about s**t tomorrow

 

[paulf]

Has any internet forum ever had this.

 

[paulf]

I go to sleep talk about s**t tomorrow

Night night Andrew.

 

[Groove37]

I go to sleep talk s**t tomorrow

Night @Andyg don’t let the bed bugs bite

 

[John j]

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It like Friday the 13th v bad santa

 

[Groove37]

It like Friday the 13th v bad santa

It’s a bit strange

 

[lurpak]

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Imagine if they worked together n rocked up at mrs jones house to skim ceiling

 

[taylorhendersonplastering]

I doubt it

You are prob right plasterers are the biggest mugs in the building trade

 

[John j]

You are prob right plasterers are the biggest mugs in the building trade

Like @Andy g says it’s a race to bottom . Well I,ve been bottom and I ain’t racing back . Only thing that gets ye is early grave

 

[paulf]

Imagine if they worked together n rocked up at mrs jones house to skim ceiling

Whoofff...... I'd love that to happen. Mind you how you go from them rocking up to price it and mrs jones giving them the job is baffling.
Mrs jones would have to be right scream though.

 

[taylorhendersonplastering]

Like @Andy g says it’s a race to bottom . Well I,ve been bottom and I ain’t racing back . Only thing that gets ye is early grave

Life’s to short too work your self into an early grave as long as my bills are paid and I’ve got food on the table for my girls then everything else can go and get f**k*d

 

[Gibbo]

Life’s to short too work your self into an early grave as long as my bills are paid and I’ve got food on the table for my girls then everything else can go and get f*kd

True words mate nothing else matters

 

[JessThePlasterer]

He wonders why no c**t talks to him looks like Frankenspread.

That made me proper laugh!

 

[paulf]

That made me proper laugh!

Imagine his s*x face that'll wipe the smile off yer face

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Imagine his s*x face that'll wipe the smile off yer face

Wide on m8s!

 

[taylorhendersonplastering]

True words mate nothing else matters

Kids come before anything mate I’d give them my last breath if they needed it.Trouble is the country is half f**k*d we as a nation are over worked and the building trade is the most corrupt industry out there..s**t prices for us as plasterers and considering it is one of the most physical trades we have the piss taken out of us on a daily basis..I live week to week have always struggled to save money because you can never guarantee work for a long enough period of time ?i wonder at times why the f**k I bother but I’m not one for sitting on my arse watching the world go by..

 

[John j]

Kids come before anything mate I’d give them my last breath if they needed it.Trouble is the country is half fk*d we as a nation are over worked and the building trade is the most corrupt industry out there..st prices for us as plasterers and considering it is one of the most physical trades we have the piss taken out of us on a daily basis..I live week to week have always struggled to save money because you can never guarantee work for a long enough period of time ?i wonder at times why the f**k I bother but I’m not one for sitting on my arse watching the world go by..

f**k**g £10.50 stacking shelves at Aldi 48 hours. Wtf

 

[taylorhendersonplastering]

fkg £10.50 stacking shelves at Aldi 48 hours. Wtf

That’s more than what most labours get ??if it was a toss up between running about mixing and cleaning buckets for a spread and working stacking shelves in a supermarket then it would be a no brainer you would even get the perv and all the yummy mummy’s doing there weekly shopping run got to be better than looking at a plasterers arse hanging out of his back side ..

 

[John j]

That’s more than what most labours get ??if it was a toss up between running about mixing and cleaning buckets for a spread and working stacking shelves in a supermarket then it would be a no brainer you would even get the perv and all the yummy mummy’s doing there weekly shopping run got to be better than looking at a plasterers arse hanging out of his back side ..

Plus holiday pay . Mates daughter just started she 18 dragging bout 350 I think

 

[taylorhendersonplastering]

Plus holiday pay . Mates daughter just started she 18 dragging bout 350 I think

Lol plus holiday pay??f**k me that’s not bad ..I’ve been a subby for around 18 years I often think to myself has this s**t been worth it but I know nothing else so I bite the bullet

 

[John j]

Lol plus holiday pay??fk me that’s not bad ..I’ve been a subby for around 18 years I often think to myself has this st been worth it but I know nothing else so I bite the bullet

I,d be happy with that I just wouldn’t last a day