Your Unique tricks of the trade that no one knows

[Joe768123]

We all do things a little different from each other, let’s see how different

 

[MakeItSmooth]

We all do things a little different from each other, let’s see how different

Translation:

You have no clue, and you want professionals to hand you years of their hard-earned experience?

 

[Vincey]

Mine is I iron my work clothes

 

[tapit]

We all do things a little different from each other, let’s see how different

ok. hang on a min.

 

[MakeItSmooth]

We all do things a little different from each other, let’s see how different

I've got a tip for you, instead:

Don't look in the customer's knicker drawer until after you've been paid.

 

[zombie]

Mine is I iron my work clothes

G**

 

[John j]

I've got a tip for you, instead:

Don't look in the customer's knicker drawer until after you've been paid.

And allways wash ye hands first

 

[MakeItSmooth]

I've got a tip for you, instead:

Don't look in the customer's knicker drawer until after you've been paid.

And allways wash ye hands first

OK, but not afterwards, too

 

[Cockney]

We all do things a little different from each other, let’s see how different

Always have a Richard in your own karzie before you leave for graft!
Don’t be a filthy animal on the job.

 

[The Hobo]

We all do things a little different from each other, let’s see how different

always put beads on using @tapit tape its a game changer

 

[Kinkyboy]

If I need to go,I'm going regardless

 

[Deleted member 32554]

Mid joi ,,,, nah

 

[Vincey]

G**

Sets me aside from the dossers I feel

 

[hector]

as far as i know i am the only person in the entire building trade , who litens to radio 4 every single day
well at times it feels like i am the only person

 

[Smudger1]

Before you crap in a multi bag give it a mist spray so the dust doesn't hit your arse !

 

[Stewie03]

Take your own air freshener im not holding my shite in for any job or customer

 

[Cockney]

If I need to go,I'm going regardless

T.R.A.M.P

 

[ChrispyUK]

Tile adhesive

 

[Monkey Boy]

Work through lockdowns

 

[smoother09]

Keep blades and pencils in glove box or wherever in front cab

 

[Dollar]

Mine is put all your rubbish in customers wheelie bin
your welcome

 

[Joe768123]

Translation:

You have no clue, and you want professionals to hand you years of their hard-earned experience?

This can’t be?! The Karen of plastering? Honour to meet you sir

 

[Joe768123]

I've got a tip for you, instead:

Don't look in the customer's knicker drawer until after you've been paid.

Noted!

 

[John j]

Mine is put all your rubbish in customers wheelie bin
your welcome

You could just talk in to it marvin

 

[theshed]

Tile adhesive

That was a great tip you put up before. I would never of thought of it .

 

[tapit]

Keep blades and pencils in glove box or wherever in front cab

When using a hooked blade ignore your natural reaction to pull your hand away if it nips you.

 

[Colin 879]

When the customer goes out and says help your self to tea and coffee, don’t start eating the chilli that’s bubbling away on the stove like my mate did. Lol

 

[superspread]

Take your own air freshener im not holding my shite in for any job or customer

You need vi poo, it’s brilliant

 

[Stewie03]

You need vi poo, it’s brilliant

it's going on the shopping list tomorrow for the missus

 

[MakeItSmooth]

Mine is I iron my work clothes

Oh, the irony...

 

[paulf]

Getting a nose for potential bad customers, builders or companies.

 

[jamesthefirst]

Dont ask if theyve had other quotes... you look weak!
Dont give a price there and then.... you look weak.
Dont ask for money up front... you look like your on drugs!
Dont work weekends or nights... you look scottish!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Never turn down a brew. You might not get offered another!

 

[hector]

Never turn down a brew. You might not get offered another!

never turn down anything jessica, over the years in no particular order
a bible, 17 tins fray bentos steak pies, binoculars, snakeskin, cat food, cat toys, banana cake, brand new sets dustsheets, radio, various boxes fruit,

 

[Kinkyboy]

Never turn down a brew. You might not get offered another!

No 1 golden rule if you dont want it just chuck it in washing out bucket as ull know another will be with you.job abit back she came up with a brew every 20mins to point it pissed me off