Your Unique tricks of the trade that no one knows

[smoother09]

Get it on wall and stop f**k**g about with it! As me old man used to say

 

[Kinkyboy]

Get it on wall and stop f**k**g about with it! As me old man used to say

Hes alive where you been? You hadn't posted for 39 seconds was starting to worry

 

[The Hobo]

Never turn down a brew. You might not get offered another!

one of the old guys that I served time with used to say even if you cant drink anymore don't refuse it

I've got a tip for you, instead:

Don't look in the customer's knicker drawer until after you've been paid.

most of mine don't wear any

 

[smoother09]

Hes alive where you been? You hadn't posted for 39 seconds was starting to worry

Working for a elderly couple on there last legs! No mask cash only during lockdown!

 

[Nash plastering]

When the customer goes out and says help your self to tea and coffee, don’t start eating the chilli that’s bubbling away on the stove like my mate did. Lol

I hate it when a customer makes bacon sarnies and doesn’t make me 1!! It’s only happened to me once but I generally felt heartbroken

 

[MakeItSmooth]

one of the old guys that I served time with used to say even if you cant drink anymore don't refuse it

most of mine don't wear any

Erm... just checking, Jess: are you agreeing with Hobo's first sentence or his second sentence?

(asking for a friend)

 

[The Hobo]

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Erm... just checking, Jess: are you agreeing with Hobo's first sentence or his second sentence?

(asking for a friend)

shes sending u a photo

 

[JessThePlasterer]

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Erm... just checking, Jess: are you agreeing with Hobo's first sentence or his second sentence?

(asking for a friend)

Second sentence. I thought that was obvious?

 

[woodeneye]

A trowel has 8 edges to use

 

[The Hobo]

A trowel has 8 edges to use

Explain to us all then be interested

 

[raytheplasterer]

A trowel has 8 edges to use

 

[John j]

A trowel has 8 edges to use

That's where I.m going wrong

 

[tapit]

Explain to us all then be interested

4 edges two sides.
But what is the plural of Beadfix?

 

[The Hobo]

Explain to us all then be interested

But what is the plurpl

4 edges two sides.
But what is the plural of Beadfix?

Two loads of crap ,and if you scrape with the toe or heel of the trowel the rivets will pop

 

[clone of lurpak]

4 edges two sides.
But what is the plural of Beadfix?

Beadfux?