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Could I do the same distance on. A treadmill at my local gym surrounded by cheering lasses in Lycra (absolutely no fatties), I only ask because it looks a tad chilly in @Stevieo ’s picture, and I’d be worried that my jumper wouldn’t be warm enough.........:fuckyou:

Eat less do more........dieter. Eat well train hard........athlete. Now I’m an office based lard arse ( luvvin it mind)........ I fear falling into the trap of thinking I need more calories than I actually do. So I go to the gym.......there. But I also watch my food intake. No...

Wotcha pal.

You simply cannot beat a well tailored tweed, the whole ensemble topped with a hat at a jaunty angle. Old school.

Imagine the post......... “ Does this look right to you” ?...........he was recommended and qualified......and he was even awarded a golden trowel so he must’ve been good right?

Someone painted “Tania is a s**t” on a wall along my way...........think it’s probably not banksy.

Goodness !!:chica:

Haven’t we started fingering hobo’s ?

Ahhh those were the days............ I got a lovely lawn mower for mine.

Crikey!....... what day is it? Friday?

I agree with the above....it’s nice to see work types you don’t do, and motivational to see that other humans can complete savage areas of work with effort and organisation, and I always find imago’s and malc’s posts informative . And the banter.

Went to Cambridge today....lovely, windy but warm. Doncaster yesterday......bright sunshine.

Dunno mate...........??

Another spurious thread title........click bait da yoof call it.........

Tarmac you say....mmmm Get a sharpie and colour it all in! As you were.

Ahhh, a rare glimps of the lesser spotted heritage plasterer marking his territory........see how he splashes the sole plate with his mystical gloop. This will signal to any passing “housefinisher” that they are not wanted.

What the f will it do when somemone “ borrows” it’s tape measure...........pfft

Hello there chap. Welcome.

In my dreams that’s how Samantha looks, right before her jelly wrestling match with kylie.........refereed by pink...........mmmmmm zzzzzzzzzzz

S&c. The correct way.

Saw the highlights. What turn about for the second half. Edge of the seat stuff.

Multi tasking mate. Talent.

Welcome chief.........a good fit methinks.

Oh Christ lads it’s only been three minutes since the wedding and now she wants “dinner parties”..........keyrings in a bowl I’ll wager...... Hussy!

Steaming is the way, cutting the back might work, but it might not.

Self help old mate. Get some tower, get that shite render to the skip. Try to get a “ blank canvas” and then, someone will give you a quote. Remember, you’re only going to end up with something better than you have now, but it’s never going to be the result you had hoped for. Breathe. And for...

Elevenmilliontrillionbrazilliongazillionfrappadillion.....micropences.

Oh dannyboy.........the pipes, the pipes, are calling..............from glen to glen and oer the mountainside........... Welcome.

Won’t take long to pick my brains bud........welcome.

Damp is moisture. Moisture evaporates in the right conditions. Your job is to find the source of the moisture and stop it. Stop the,source of the damp. Then get all the salt infected plaster off and let the rest of the trapped moisture evaporate. After that, apply a good backing coat like...

What he said.

What he said.

Do it right........you’ll thank me later. Clean them back, skim to the front of the dowel and it will look a peach. It’s the right way.

1. Your house can be saved mate. 2. You do well to expose this bloke for the tit he seems to be. It’s not right to cheat customers but is worse to abandon family. However, he will have a story to tell too. 3. Cut out the expansion joints. Removing what some consider a problem might help. 4. Get...

Clean the timber off, sand and repaint. Heritage reveals they are!

Don’t give up mate. Sounds like you are a trier, and the plastering gods do love a trier. Contact every local ish to you plastering firm and let them know you’re about. Good luck.

Nice tidy work there fellas. Respect (as da yoof say)..........I’m old so I prefer a knowing nod......ygetme?

Someone will be along to help in a bit. Welcome.

Middlesborough.........the uk’s Bermuda Triangle......he’s gone forever.

Nog it and leave the rest to the spread. Good luck.

The paddy gets whacked. Unless........

Yo.

I can’t see the point of it. Just not cricket.

Nice intro. Welcome.

There’s only one prick on this thread buddy. And that’s my last post.

Nice work.........gotta get a balance though.

I don’t have to be nice or anything else. I have been polite, and expressed an opinion, you wanted advice. You got some. We do however agree on one thing,......I’m gonna f**k right off your post. All the very best. Dropsalot.

When will they market a trowel called a sooperdooperfloppyflattenflexor.......... Just so I can laugh at the packaging.......