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Hack it all off yourself. Get a plasterer in to redo it.

Tile it

Ah, and I see youd be the 1 annoying cunnt who's in the pub every night telling everyone he'll lay them out. Whilst telling us he can plaster...

Where do you live hector?

@Raf121 can help you

Should have done the 6 day instead of 5 day course. The 6th day covers internal sand and cement. This trade is well and truly beyond fuckked. Honestly. Like, proper fuckked. Such a shame.

Straight into his lap there mate

Doing the boarding himself. Scrimping on a plasterer

You dont pay your debts properly though do you

He said site work not shite work

The problem is the public dont know the difference between a good or a bad job. They see plaster or render on the wall and think it's great. I've seen 2 rendering jobs on my street the last couple of months and they're shocking. Yet the customers have been telling us how happy they are. Most...

Just do whatever you did upstairs

I think you mean I live in Coventry or I am based in Coventry.

You're the whole of Coventry?

Plaster shrinks and cracks. Stud walls move. Nothing more to it

Stevie made Lennon quit as he knew he would have to give Rangers a guard of honour after he slated Rangers for not doing so. Couldn't bring himself to do it

Nothing new here then

Fixed many times before lol. You mean bodged. Fix it and it won't come back. You want to bodge it again, just using different terminology.

Cheap or proper. Cant be both.

Cheap alternative is... skim it

Just board it for fucks sake. Blue grit a 5mm bonding and 3mm skim. That's a lot of weight.

Just pay the plasterer for fucks sake

Doesnt matter if hes priced it at £50. If he isnt actually doing the job his price is irrelevant. They'll end up getting another price and someone else to do it as they wont want to ask you back. Dont worry about people like that.

If you run it just tell your minions to design one

Except some peasants claim to earn £1000 a day....

f**k em.

You can pay with cash pretty much everywhere still

Pay your debt

Since when was dot and dabber a trade? And what are the plasters for? Paper cuts?

I always think this is a joke till I see photos. Then I have to remind myself someones taken the time to invent a tape JUST to stick beads on.

You find some people dont actually want advice, they want you to confirm their original plans are right.

It can be done cheap or done properly. You cant have both

They've got to be 1 coating using a retardant surely

The beauty of extratime

Proper cringy this is

But this Is the only tape that complies with british standard. Surely it should be used all the time? All other methods stress the bead.

You can tell the product isnt fit for purpose when you keep blabbing on about complies to british standard. No one cares. People want a cheap and easy way to fit a bead. This is neither. The fact that you say staples are useless shows you really havent got a clue. Most plasterers I know use a...

In that case, Stick them on as I go with multi.

How much would it cost to staple 9 windows. A quid? And it's a hell of a lot quicker I bet too. The money you save could be spent on some counselling for the bead after you've put it under stress by stapling it

Science used to say smoking was good for you.

So does the skim stress the bead when its plastered over? Jesus wept this gets better by the day.

Yes

I'm not sure if its ignorance or just plain stupidity he suffers from

All other forms of fixing cause stress? Sticks like s**t, multi, dab? Don't think so

108 strips for £13! I'm guessing 1 bead needs 6-8 strips. So that works out at approx 13 beads. So it costs £1 to fix a bead

some dodgy old diy wooden ladders and a brand new pair of snips. Old DIY dave having a to at his bedroom wanted a freebie

Always the answer

Theres no way you sent tape to Ireland. You squeak when you walk you're that tight with it

That doesnt even make sense. Like a lot of the shite you post

Plaster cracks.